Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Huge Day on Wallstreet: Too Many Stocks and Options to List

But Here are a few to watch. I will not be trading at all just watching. In Key West all day.

GOOG- What can I say, its Google's Earnings
OXPS- OptionsXpress has had some insider sales but not negative because new IPO, should break out
ISE- Earnings today
CMED- Broke out of slump yesterday. Trading Well
GILD- Might be time to look to the short side
AMLN- I may be going short here soon
VLO- Valero stock is so volatile its always a good (or bad) trade
CME- I think all exchanges are going to do well. Earnings today
LEND- Going to 60
ELN- Taking my short off and just watching. Great earnings .04 over consensus


Stock Market Quotes and Humor

Mark Twain
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.



John Paul Getty
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

My new saying:

J. Paul Getty
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.


Milton Berle
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.

This comes from Stephen Dunphy's "Economic Memo" column in the Seattle
Times 4/10/94. He uses it to try to explain the mind-set of market
traders and the cause of unexplained market fluctuations.

An oil prospector, moving on to his heavenly reward, was met
by St.Peter with some bad news. "You're qualified for residence, "
St. Peter said, "but as you can see, the compound for oil men is
packed. There's no way to squeeze you in."
After thinking for a moment, the prospector asked if he might
say just four words to the present occupants. That seemed harmless to
St. Peter, so the prospector cupped his hands and yelled, "Oil
discovered in Hell."
Immediately the gate to the compound opened and all the oil
men marched out to head for the nether regions. Impressed, St. Peter
invited the prospector to move in and make himself comfortable. But
the prospector paused, then said:
"On second thought, I think I'll go along with the rest of the
boys. There might be some truth to that rumor after all."


More Great Quotes About the Trading Pits

All the quotes taken from DerivaQuote. I apologize for no links but I on a borrowed computer that doesn't have Firefox which is required to make links. Here is the site. You can copy and paste http://www.bus.lsu.edu/academics/finance/faculty/dchance/MiscProf/DerivaQuote/Qt5.htm


The trading floor of an exchange is an environment wherein a higher concentration of people are subjected to more incomplete information bits flying around than anywhere else.

Frederick Koenig
Rumors in the Marketplace, 1985, p. 159

I've seen the future. It uses hand signals, at least for now.

President George Bush
at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange
December 10, 1991

There are no friends in the pit. And you can quote me. You do not take prisoners in here.

Anonymous gold trader
Esquire, January, 1981

They knocked me down, knocked off my glasses and stepped all over me.

Mike Weinberg
Esquire, January, 1981, p. 35

When older traders look across that floor, they see the bodies of ghosts stacked six feet deep.

Ray Dean Mize
"Never Ever Lose Big"
American Way, January 15, 1993, p. 54

He got hit sideways in the pit, his head jerked and he's out with a fractured vertebra. His doctor said he can't come back to the trade floor.

Michael Wilner, NYMEX Board Member
The Wall Street Journal, March 19, 1993, p. A1

You get some guy standing next to you with gum in his mouth screaming, "Buy seven at 70," and he spits all over you. The first thing I do when I get off the floor is go the bathroom and wash my hands, my face, my neck. I don't want to go home and kiss my kids until I've washed up.

William Greenspan, stock index futures trader
The Wall Street Journal, March 19, 1993, p. A1

There was absolute physical mayhem. It looked like a kind of tribal ritual, almost a traditional circle dance.

Sabrina Peck
The Wall Street Journal, June 15, 1995, p. B1
One day a guy lost it on the floor and started screaming about Jesus and the money changers. They had to take him away.

William Greenspan, stock index futures trader
The Wall Street Journal, March 19, 1993, p. A1

One person came into the business with the highest of intentions. He had a sincere Christian faith. We worked side by side and soon became friends. He thought Jesus Christ would speak to him through the Holy Spirit about his investments. I tried to explain to my new friend that the Spirit of God truly could guide all genuine believers, but that God had given us a brain and expected us to employ that as well. My friend, however, found it to be much less of a mental strain to move around the floor of the exchange, somehow maneuvered by the Holy Spirit, while he meditated for some inner vibration as to which pit he might enter and establish a position in the market ...His stay in the industry was so short-lived I hardly got to know him. And somebody else had to cover the Holy Spirit's debit.


Mark Ritchie
God in the Pits: Confessions of a Commodities Trader, 1990, pp. 188-189

After I'd gotten my seat on the exchange, one of the guys I'd just finessed came up out of the pit and congratulated me. It's that sort of crazy business. ‘You've got a great future in options,' he predicted. ‘You can scream loud, jump high, think fast and count without using your fingers.'

Laura Pedersen
Play Money, 1991, pp. 4-5

The men on the trading floor may not have been to school, but they have Ph.D.'s in man's ignorance. In any market, as in any poker game, there is a fool ... Knowing about markets is knowing about other people's weaknesses.

Michael Lewis
Liar's Poker, Ch. 2 1989

Look inside the briefcase of any trader and you will discover between folds of The Wall Street Journal a veritable pharmacy - rolls of Tums, foil packs of Alka-Seltzer Plus, vials of Excedrin, Afrin Nasal Spray, Murine eye and ear drops, Sudafed decongestant, chewable vitamin C, Sinutabs, some Hall's menthol eucalyptic lozenges, and the ubiquitous Chloroseptic. Prescribed AMEX ‘floor doses' call for quadrupling the quantity and dividing by eight the length of between dose intervals.

Laura Pedersen
Play Money 1991, p. 16

My throat was as raw as a slab of sushi and didn't taste half as good. My vocal chords were strained. I was going on my third case of strep throat that year and rued the days I hadn't invested in P&G - makers of Chloraseptic or for that matter, Beechnut Lifesavers.

Laura Pedersen
Play Money 1991, p. 244

It's like a rugby scrum.

Tom Baldwin, CBOT Trader

The Wall Street Journal, August 7, 1995, p. C1
I've never been in a scrum quite like it.

Rory Underwood, rugby player
on the debut of LIFFE's Euroyen contract
Risk, May, 1996, p. 7

Think of the trading floor as some sort of gigantic auto showroom in which three hundred or so competing dealers are trying to close out their models from last year, along with last year's trade-ins (kept discretely out of sight), while still keeping enough inventory on hand in case some cash-carrying customers walk through the door ready to make a fast on-the-spot deal.

Laura Pedersen
Play Money, 1991, p. 12

In the pit as an options trader juggling millions of dollars in nanoseconds, I would often double as ringmaster over an unruly mob of bawling, often brawling, human animals, sweating, gum-cracking, foul-mouthed men (and three women) in their twenties and thirties - capable of leaping over the barrier dividing us, ready to kill. I was expected to think and act and anticipate all at once, employing all my wiles, all my senses, including or especially my sixth. If I so much as hesitated, showing an iota of indecision, I'd risk being financially obliterated.

Laura Pedersen
Play Money, 1991, p. 11

I'd come in buck naked if I could. As it is, the more obnoxious the jacket, the better. The louder it is, the more I can rest my voice and let my jacket draw the attention.

Thomas Burke, CBOT Trader
The Wall Street Journal, July 31, 1995, p. C1

People ask me, "What should I study to become a trader? Economics? Business administration? Accounting?" Then I try not to laugh. Maybe they should study religion, because on any given day there are at least 50 people on an exchange saying, "Oh God, just let this market come back, and I'll never do it again."

Dennis Gartman
Futures, November, 1996, p. 20

Often Jadwin had noted the scene, and unimaginative though he was, had long since conceived the notion of some great, some resistless force within the Board of Trade Building that held the tide of the streets within its grip, alternately drawing it in and throwing it forth. Within there, a great whirlpool, a pit of roaring water spun and thundered, sucking in the life tides of the city, sucking them in as into the mouth of some tremendous cloaca, the maw of some colossal sewer; the vomiting them forth again, spewing them up and out, only to catch them in the return eddy and suck them in afresh.

Frank Norris
The Pit, 1902
1994 edition, Penguin Books, p. 72

This crowd of young money movers is not above shooting spitballs or snapping rubber bands. But make no mistake: The frat house pranks are matched by unbridled entrepreneurism.

Matthew Schifrin
"Battle-Scarred Veterans at 25."
Forbes, January 26, 1998, p. 71.

It is said that in one of the pits one morning a trader died of a heart-attack in the crush but his body was wedged in so tightly it could not fall to the floor. Some time passed before the dealers around him noticed his demise but when they did, they took immediate action. They began feverishly filling in dealing tickets which gave them handsome profits from imaginary trades between themselves and the dead trader.

Richard Thomson
Apocalypse Roulette
1998, p. 49

If the financial markets are a war zone, this is the theater of hand-to-hand combat.

Richard Thomson
Apocalypse Roulette
1998, p. 49

The floor is a swirl of red, green, and yellow jackets that on closer inspection reveal themselves to be little more than polyester sacks slipped on for the purpose of identifying the person yelling in your face.

The Predictors
Thomas A. Bass
1999, p. 10


Click Fraud Not A Problem On This Site


I have such little revenue from my Google Clicks that I can guarantee there is not any click fraud on my site. I haven't even told any of my friends or family about my site because they might find out how weird I really am. I've been reading many stories on the problems of Google and and how companies are being cheated. Some are saying that as much of 1/3 of Google's revenue is generated through click fraud. I find this very hard to believe. I have read just as many articles from people who have lost their adsense because google accused them of click fraud. I do believe Goog wants to make as much money as they can but they also realize they have to keep their customers happy. This will be very easy to fix and will be very apparent if there is a problem. Here's how. Companies who think it is a wise investment to purchase adwords will either not pay as much (33% less if they feel 1/3 are not real) or they will not advertise at all. Very simple. This will in turn cause sales and profits to be down which will be reflected in earning. All very measurable. All you have to do is watch earnings and they will answer all your questions about this supposedly growing problem. All this bantor is meaningless, watch the numbers.


Do You Really want to Invest in Iran Oil Market?

Iran is considering opening an exchange for oil and energy futures and it has some at the NYMEX scared. Why? Who in the world is crazy enough to put millions of dollars in an exchange in Iran? Last time I checked most of the world's contracts are traded by Americans and Europeans and Iran doesn't like us too much. Secondly who is going to stop them from moving the markets with their own oil? Sounds like a checks and balances system gone bad. I don't trust Iran and would not put one money in their exchanges. I know some will but I don't think any of the other exchanges have anything to worry about.


Monday, January 30, 2006

Daddy, What was a Stockbroker?

A question that children will ask someday when they are gone or called "financial advisors"

Here's a joke to go with it:

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"

One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"

The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"


OXPS to #15 and CMED Black Boxed

Good News for Both Stocks. Investors Business Daily moved OptionsXpress up to number 15 and China Medical was Black Boxed which means they think its 5 % away from a buy.


10 Secrets to Success from Investors Business Daily

As you have figured out I love Investors Business Daily. These are their 10 Secrets to Success and have become my mantra. They spent years analyzing leaders and successful people and most have these 10 traits.

1. How You Think is Everything: Always be positive. Think success, not failure. Be aware of a negative environment.

2. Decide Upon Your True Dreams and Goals: Write down your specific goals and and develope a plan to reach them

3. Take Action: Goals are nothing without action. Don't be afraid to get started. Just do it.

4. Never Stop Learning: Go back to school or read books. Get training and acquire skills.

5. Be Persistent and Work Hard: Success is a marathon. Not a sprint

6. Learn to Analyze Detail: Get all the facts, all the input. Learn from your mistakes

7. Focus on Your Time and Money: Don't let other people or things distract you.

8. Don't be afrain to Innovate, Be Different: Following the herd is a sure way to
mediocrity.

9. Deal and Communicate With People Effictively: No person is an island. Learn to understand and motivate others.

10. Be Honest and Dependable, Take Responsibility: Otherwise, Numbers 1-9 won't matter


A Few Beautiful Cars Up For Auction



A






1961 Mercedes SL Class







A Ferrari Enzo: If you don't have one you really
need to get one.

Last but my Favorite: A Porsche Carrera


Invest in Paris Hilton? PARL Parlux Fragrances

At first I thought there is no way I am going to invest in a perfume company. To make it worse I am not going to invest in a company whose best selling products are that of Paris Hilton. Parlux Fragrances (PARL) is more than just Paris. They are using the great sales of Paris' products to make sure once her fad goes away they are part of the next fad. Its too bad I let my judge a book by its cover research get in the way because the stock is already up 250% since they signed on Paris and have expanded to sell other Paris products including a $100,000 watch. They are going to send me one to see if I like it. Parlux is well run, they know that celebs come and go so they are signing with other great companies and celebs. It now sells under the names of Jockey, Perry Ellis, Ocean Pacific, and has signed the incredible hot Maria Sharapova. Earnings grew 83 percent last quarter. I heard about the stock on a message board and dismissed it but after seeing the article in IBD I will be following more closely. Watch this video and to show you don't judge a book by its cover



Funny Company Video of the Day: Gates Hit by Cream Pie

I appreciate the money Bill gives to charity but this is pretty funny. Did I see Steve Jobs in the background?




Neteller a Takeover Target?

This is a rumor made up by me. If you've ever gambled you probably used Neteller to get the money to your account. Neteller is traded on the FTSE and to me would be a great acquistition target for somebody. The reason it hasn't been is because of it reliance on gaming. Eventually a company is going to chance and buy this company. I can't see it being a US company in the near future with the government being so strict about credit cards and gambling. Keep an eye on the company as they have had great earnings, shown here.


Sunday, January 29, 2006

To Avoid Paying Retirement Companies Hire for Life


You have to read this satircal article at the Onion.


Daily Dose Of Optimism


Love the blog but love this picture. I took this off his website because it really is a great picture for WallstreetFighter. Make sure you visit his trading site. Daily Dose of Optimism is really one of the best out there.


If You Like A Stock Just Buy It

I'm getting sick and tired of hearing investors saying they are waiting for a stock to come down before they buy it. Yes a stock could drop and give you a buying point but what if it keeps going up and you missed the boat. Are you going to miss out on a stock you really liked over a few dollars. Either you like the stock or not. If you are a daytrader forget all this but if you are a buy and hold. Just buy it. Here is a quote over at Motley Fool that got me thinking of this. " Apart from all that, maybe there's another important lesson to repeat here. If you try to do what I did with Stryker and wait for the bottom-dollar price to buy in, you might not end up getting to buy the stocks you want. I'm going to hope that the stock eases back after today's run-up, but I'll also accept the possibility that I outsmarted myself here"


Do You Really Think Opec is Going to Cut Production?


This was on the newswire today. With oil as high as it is do you really think OPEC is going to cut production? If anything, they are secretly selling more oil than is recorded. They, like all the oil companies, wanted to make sure the world knows that they do not set the prices and the prices are geopolitical in nature and not related to their production. Then why do we care?


Cramer is Getting to The Point He's Unwatchable

He has become the king of Flip Flop. One day he likes a stock and without anything changing in the company whatsoever he turns against them. I don't mind if he's long or short as long as he stay with his feelings for a few weeks. The only things that should change his mind is news, valuation, or financials. He is getting to be like Stern . They both feel they need to take it to the more extreme or people won't watch. The other problem is they have to put out shows every day and they run out of things to talk about so they get very repetitive. Cramer is talented and creative and definitely has "it" . He just better tone it down or I will have to start production on the new stock show I'm putting together. We're casting right now.


Employees Laid Off From Ford Now Free to Buy Hondas


It has always been an unwritten rule if you work at Ford you better drive a Ford. Now it's official. The Dearborn Plant will now make all non-Ford driving employees park real real far away. I hate to hear that anyone will be laid off but at least they finally can drive a decent car. Here's the Full Story.


ISE Options Exchange IBD Stock Of The Day

Reposted from an article at Investors Business Daily

After Weighing Their Options, Other Exchanges Follow Its Lead

Posted 1/27/2006
BY MARILYN ALVA
INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY
Compared with today, options trading in the late 1990s was a sleepy little industry, with about 1.5 million contracts a day tallied by four floor exchanges.
Now the daily number is 6 million contracts a day by six exchanges. The largest equity options exchange, with 33% market share, is International Securities Exchange, (ISE) referred to as ISE.
ISE didn't even exist until 2000, when it opened the first all-electronic options exchange.
Options trading hasn't been the same since. Neither has ISE, which has averaged 60% revenue growth the past five years and is closing in on $200 million in yearly sales.
By providing a faster and more efficient way to trade options, ISE caused overall trading volume to soar and electronic-enabled trade competition to heat up, watchers say.
The Boston Stock Exchange has debuted its own all-electronic exchange.
Traditional floor-based options exchanges — including the Chicago Board of Options Exchange, the former equity options king — have created hybrid electronic trading platforms.
Meanwhile, the New York Stock Exchange — which will soon offer electronic trading, thanks to its upcoming acquisition of Archipelago Holdings (AX) — also plans to delve into options trades. So does Nasdaq. (NDAQ)
ISE officials say they welcome the competition.
"Philosophically our view is that the more automation there is in the marketplace, the more efficient markets become and the larger they can grow," said Chief Executive David Krell.
All the new competition has kept ISE's market share flat of late, though its volumes have grown dramatically.
Some of the most recent growth in the options market has come from hedge funds, says Tony McCormick, vice president of equities and options at Charles Schwab & Co. He expects that trend to continue.
"More money managers and investment advisers will look at options as a way to enhance their portfolio," McCormick said.
He says ISE has gained a loyal following among professional and retail traders. But institutional customers are a harder sell. Larger institutional trades often "get shopped around" at regional exchanges, said McCormick.
The options market is still dominated by individual investors. Institutions have historically shied away from options trades because the market wasn't sufficiently large or liquid. That's been changing over the last few years.
CEO Krell expects institutional business to provide the options market — and ISE — with its greatest growth.
To tap into that market, ISE's sales and marketing teams are targeting institutions. The exchange also has enhanced functionality to better facilitate institutional trades.
ISE looks to grow its fledging options index business, too. Nearly two-thirds of index option trading volume occurs through exclusive, licensed products of rival exchange CBOE, says analyst Richard Herr of Keefe, Bruyette & Woods.
ISE has petitioned regulators to end CBOE's exclusive licenses in favor of multiple listings. That effort has been unsuccessful.
Meanwhile, ISE has begun to license other indexes and set up proprietary indexes where it sees a void in the market.
It recently launched the ISE-CCM Alternative Energy Index and the ISE-CCM Nanotechnology Index, developed with Cronus Capital Markets.
Also new is ISE's market data and information business, which it began to sell in the last quarter.
"We view it as adding revenue without very much in expenses because we are sitting on all this data already," Krell said.
Starting in the second quarter, ISE plans to make available up to three additional price levels in both bids and offers, which Krell says would appeal to institutions interested in larger deal sizes than those currently on display.
New Frontiers
Other new areas are farther off. ISE is exploring electronic links to make it easier for foreign investors to place options orders in U.S. markets. It's also looking into equity trading on its own platform.
"We have interest in a lot of areas — equity trading, fixed income, currencies — where we can utilize our technology, platform and distribution network," Krell said.
Leveraging all that to new areas such as equity trades could help bolster the bottom line, analysts say.
"Much of their trading system is paid for," Herr said. "So any volume from equity trading could be mostly profit."
ISE will report fourth-quarter and full-year 2005 earnings on Tuesday. Analysts polled by First Call expect ISE to post quarterly profit of 26 cents a share.
They see 2005 earnings rising 22% to 94 cents a share and 2006 profit moving up 15% to $1.08 a share.


Update to Going to Try to Run 28 miles Today

Didn't quite make the whole run. I had to stop at 21. I was tired it started to rain and I said forget it. I had nothing to prove because it was 7 four mile trails and the goal was to see how many you can do. My calves started to cramp and I figured even though I could do it, I was going to kill myself and ruin my trip to Florida. Ever curious how many calories you burn in 21 miles? I wear a Garmin (Garmen) Forerunner and it said 3,418 calories burned. I had my first McDonalds burger of the year. I figured I earned it.





I love trading, plants, and running. During the winter I trade. During the nice weather I live and breathe plants, and the whole time I run. It is what make me whole. It keeps my mind fresh, lets me have some peace and quiet, and keeps me healthy. Today I am going to take it to the extreme. I ran 2 marathons this year Chicago and Grandmas but those are only 26.2 miles. This is 28 miles of trail running. I will run most and walk the rest. Why? To see if I can. The only thing worse than a trader that loses money is a fat trader that loses money. I don't plan on being either.


Saturday, January 28, 2006

Gates Admits Mac is the Best

Watch the video. The tape doesn't Lie


Steve Ballmer of Microsoft's Crazy Sex Video

Just kidding it's not a sex video it is just him making a complete idiot of himself at a speech for employees. Steve Jobs would never act like this.


Buying Too Far Out of The Money Option Will Make You Go Broke


Everyone wants to hit it big in options. They hear stories like mine where someone took 2K and made it into 150K in a few years and want to get there in a few weeks. This is a recipe for disaster. Options can be very lucrative but you need to stay in the money, at the money, or near the money. When in the money or near the option prices move very closely to the actual stock and therefore if the stock does what you planned on it doing ,you benefit. How many times has a stock gone the direction you wanted but stopped just short of your strike? The reason most people go further out is the cost. They don't have the money to buy large amount of contracts at the money. Second is they want doubles and triples rather than 40 percent gains. Let's use Celgene as an example. The stock is trading at $70.71.
We'll use calls because I like this one. The 65's are trading at $6.20. The 70's are at $2.70 and the 75's are at $1.00. If you are safe you should play the 65's. Feel real good about the stock play the 70's. Don't touch the 75's. It is for a straight up gambler. Just too far out of the money to be a wise investment. Yes the payoff could be huge but its a sucker trade. If you must, put a small percentage of the trade in those way out of the money. The only time I find it acceptable for those, are in leaps and further out options. I recently purchased a large amount of March OXPS options at the 25 strike (calls) and the stock was at 19. I would never have purchased these in the front month. I purchased them in December with the thought that the stock would go up and even if it wasn't close there was so much time left I would just get out with a nice gain. Luckily the stock gained momentum and now they are 4 points in the money with 2 months left. This is an exception more than the rule. In summary, don't swing for the fences because you will more than likely strike out. If you keep hitting like Mark Grace, you'll still get rich. You might even get traded to Arizona.


Look At This Guy's Ebay Feedback


This stuff is hillarious. He says you can make $20,000 per month. Read his feedback and you'll figure out how he does it.

Look Here.


Stock to Watch: CV Therapeutics CVTX

Had its drug Ranexa finally approved. I felt it was too risky until it was approved. Could be $350 million drug. Now that it's approved should have a nice run.


Should We Be Buying Corn?

This is a question I ask myself every day. I am surrounded by it. I have as much information on corn as anyone in the world. You see, I live in Central Illinois and live within a mile of the University of Illinois. These two together spell corn. I also am in a running groups with one of the foremost experts in the country and maybe the world on business ag. Here is the info I have gathered. The amount of corn the world is going to need is growing dramatically. In contrast, America can produce as much corn as needed provided there isn't some catastrophic weather event. We could easily produce 4 times as much corn as we do now. The talk is ethanol. Oil is considered high (it really isn't when compared to the past but that's for another article) and so the ethanol talks are heating up again. Corn is at historical lows. If prices are at their lowest does that mean they need to go up? It's supply and demand and we can grow pretty much any amount we need. Brazil is not very good at growing corn but can grow the hell out of soy beans. This is true but back to the original statement of the US being able to grow enough corn for the world. In summary, I just don't see why corn should be much higher. If Soy Beans were to skyrocket in price, theoretically corn could rise because farmers will put more beans into the field leaving less acreage for corn. I'll be keeping my money out of the grains. Sugar? Again a whole other article but have you seen the general public? It looks like most people eat a few pounds an hour but I have no other data.


A Watch that Tells Approximate Time


Remember what I was saying about watches being worthless. Here's a watch I like. It tells you what time just in a little more laid back way. Story from Gizmodo

What time is it? "Two hairs past a freckle, Eastern Elbow Time," says the Talus AboutTime, the watch that doesn't really care what time it is. Well, it's a little more exact than that. It notifies you of the time of day with breezy, insouciant phrases such as, “it's coming up on a quarter past 8,” or “it's a bit past 5,” or “it’s nearly 1 thirty.” For those anal types who really must know exactly what time it is, a click of the crown takes you back into the world of “reality-based” timekeeping. Talus plans to have another model in its lineup called the Talus Timeline, an elongated rectangular watch where the hour numeral starts at the top and slowly floats down as the hour progresses. I suppose these watches, neither of which has been manufactured yet, would be great for those of us bloggers who make up the ranks of the pajamahadeen, but for button-down office types, not sure the boss would care for the idea of you showing up for work at “around 10.”


Get Prepared for the Gillette Fusion BS


You are about to be bombarded with the new Gillette Fusion ads on everything you watch. The Superbowl, Letterman, Lost, and tens of other shows. I think it will say something like this. "The future is here, now with 1230 blades for the closest shave" The biggest scam in the marketplace are blades. I already wrote a story on why I think this, but it's obvious. Gillette was the reason Procter and Gamble had good earnings. Blades were the reason Gillette did so well. In order to keep these numbers high they need to come up with some marketing plan to convince you that another blade added on is going to change your world and you need to spend more on that than the rest of your hygene products combined. You want to impress me Gillette? You want to change my world? Come up with razor that lasts all year. I didn't think so. Don't fall for the marketing stay with your old blade.


Friday, January 27, 2006

Robert Imlah "Immy the Pimp Daddy" Copy of Emails Here

I finally found them. Here they are.

-----Original Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:32
To: GROUP - Shareholder Analysis
Subject: FW:

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:29
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

lads, no lie, my finger still stinks of something I don't want it too, I can't stop smelling it though!! lol

-----Original Message-----
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:20
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

ha ha


Sounds a great bloke who said that...

've had enough of Mr nice guy, meeting this Rach tonight for a few. I'm so bored being 'committed'.

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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:14
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

It's all about the numbers, not figures as a great philosopher once said!!! ha ha ha

nal Message-----
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:12
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

Immi the pimp daddy. lol

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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:11
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

yes mate, banging Lauren tonight as well, prob won't bag up there!! lol

nal Message-----
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:10
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

it feels good in the morning dont you think knowing you bagged up ! no worries !

nal Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:04
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

no mate, bagged up! Not silly boy anymore!

nal Message-----
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:02
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

quality ! bear back ?

nal Message-----
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:01
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

She had huge nails too, I was like 'erm, sorry love but go there!!' lol She does yeah, wasn't bothered at all! lol

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From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 09:59
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

hahaha! did she try it on you what did you say ? fraid not love? does she love it up there?


Hedge Fund Investors Flee Meager 2005 Performance

January 25, 2006 (PLANSPONSOR.com) – With a wary eye cast at what many saw as skimpy returns, many investors fled from hedge funds in 2005 and took hundreds of million of dollars with them.
Data released by Chicago-based Hedge Fund Research Inc. (HFR) found that wealthy individuals, pension funds, and endowments took $824 million out of hedge funds in the last three months of 2005, Reuters reported. It was the first time in more than a decade that assets fell during a quarter.

"The data show that in this mixed performance environment, there has been a slowdown in flows especially in the fourth quarter," said Joshua Rosenberg, president of HFR in the news report.

While the $1.1-trillion hedge fund industry saw assets double in the last five years as managers promised strong returns in all market conditions, demand has tapered off now that returns are roughly half of what they were 10 years ago. The average hedge fund returned about 9% last year, compared to average annual returns of 16% in the 1990s.

In the fourth quarter, investors became especially impatient with so-called funds of funds. Funds of funds, which manage roughly one third of all hedge fund assets, saw net outflows of $2.1 billion in the fourth quarter after net outflows of $1.2 billion in the prior three-month period, HFR data show. Over the year, funds of funds pulled in $9.5 billion in net new assets, compared with $33 billion in 2004 and $59.4 billion in 2003, according to the data.

Hedge fund managers who concentrate on convertible arbitrage strategies saw outflows of $7.7 billion last year as assets in the segment shrunk to $36.7 billion. The money that left this area may have been moved into more conventional strategies like equity hedge, which with $332 billion, is the biggest single strategy in the industry. These types of funds pulled in $13.65 billion last year, HFR data show.

For the industry, assets flows also slowed, with HFR reporting that investors added $47 billion last year after adding $73 billion in 2004 and $70 billion in 2003.


Thanks Allan L For The Coffee


I appreciate the cup of coffee Allan bought me this morning. I'm glad someone thinks the site is amusing and informative with just a splash of opinion. Thanks again Allan, it gives me more incentive to hunt down the good stories and info.


Even the Teachers Skip School To Trade in Saudia Arabia


RIYADH (Reuters) - Some countries fret over the number of teenagers skipping school, but Saudi Arabia is worried about truancy of another kind -- teachers playing hooky to trade on the booming stock market in the world's top oil producer.

Saudi Arabia's education ministry said Thursday it had told headmasters to ensure that teachers do not use work hours for the national pastime of dabbling in the Arab world's largest stock market.

"There have been some cases, concentrated in Riyadh and Jeddah ... over the last year when the stock market has seen a lot of activity," a spokesman said. "There are natural reasons for having to leave school and unnatural ones, such as trading in shares."

Record oil receipts helped the Saudi bourse rise by 104 percent last year. Analysts say half the country's 18 million citizens are believed to hold shares in listed companies, and some 3 million trade regularly.


Chicago Board Of Trade Creates An Index Just For Me


I've talked over the last week ago about buying all the exchanges. I was forced to type out all the stocks and the links and remind you of all of them. The exchanges are hot and will continue to be hot. The CBOE picked up on this and today announced the have constructed a new benchmark index based on the stock prices of all the US publicly traded exchanges. It is going to make it much easier for me. I will definitely be putting some money into this. It will start on Jan 30th under the ticker EXQ. I will be trading the EXQ. Full story here.


Japanese Fat Finger Trading Error Caught on CameraPhone


This is just a spoof but the photo is pretty funny. Taken from TripleWitchingFriday.com