Friday, December 21, 2007

20 Worst Album Covers of All Time

After digging up an old album cover in the basement I realized how bad some of the cover art was "back in the day". Digging around the net and ebay I found these to be the 20 worst I could find.

"Something Special from Jeff" I found at Stone
You should have heard the tagline. " The man, the hook, the voice"

I'm not going to make fun of three ugly blind girls. I just won't

"Back to the Shit" With such songs listed as "Muffle that fart", this is such a good album you can still buy it over at Amazon.com

"Sexucationation songs scientifically sung" is what the cover says. With such songs as "I never saw a crack like that" and "He's a ball buster" there is a lot to be learned from Claudia

It took me 20 years of therapy to get over this album cover.

It's not so much the tough gay scene that is so bad about this but the fact someone got it autographed

I thought this was a joke but he seems to be taking it pretty hard.

How many taboos can you show in one photo?

I think I missed the era of "Muscle Rock" I also like the guy to the right that has the look of "I want no part of this" look on his face

No wonder she went on to have mental problems later in life.

Nothing special here except for the GIGANTIC microphone
on the cover

Somebody call the police

Sheep loving was hot "back in the day"

I just love saying "Devastatin Dave, The Turntable Slave"

How cool is that.

I guess down south that is important as the 18th up here in the north

And they did

I think the pig got more action than the guy. Of course, the action might have been FROM the guy

It's a little bit country while "City Church" is a little bit Rock n Roll.

Here's those damn sheep again. The girl looks like she's got dibs after the guy with the scarf.

Hay, muy caliente.

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Heh, now how did Nick Cave get on

Heh, now how did Nick Cave get on there, kinda funny going through all those horrible covers to find an album I own.

Those rock! About as good as some of

Those rock! About as good as some of the old weight watcher recipe cards that I had once run across!

These are for

These are for real?

This is really cool - don't forget

This is really cool - don't forget album covers made by former soap stars, though (Kylie and Natalie Imbruglia possibly excepted)...who could forget "'Paul' from Neighbours? - http://www.haikureviewer.com/?p=146

OMFG! HILARIOUS!!!Poor blind chicks tho

OMFG! HILARIOUS!!!

Poor blind chicks tho =(

the nofx cover was the cd version. the

the nofx cover was the cd version. the Record was released under the title "eating lamb". To see the cover go to the wikipedia entry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Petting_Zoo

You're forgetting "Drugs are Nice" by

You're forgetting "Drugs are Nice" by Suckdog.

i liek

i liek salad.

Devistatin' Dave is now Devistatin'

Devistatin' Dave is now Devistatin' Dave the Cyber Slave.

Say NO!

SAY NO TO DRUGS!

Excellent! I didn't think you'd dig up

Excellent! I didn't think you'd dig up anything I hadn't already seen but you managed to come up with several new, worthy contenders I hadn't been subjected to before.

what about spinal tap's "smell the

what about spinal tap's "smell the glove"

you cant get much blacker than black...

Hehe. - Nick Cave is pretty cool,

Hehe. - Nick Cave is pretty cool, though (:

the 'all my friends are dead' and 'the

the 'all my friends are dead' and 'the brailettes' are by far the best

that braillettes girl needs an exorcism

that braillettes girl needs an exorcism stat.

NOFX IS

NOFX IS GAY!!!!!!!

hahahaha..fuckin manowar, though they

hahahaha..

fuckin manowar, though they still rock

I liked this the first time I read it,

I liked this the first time I read it, in Nick DiFonzo's book, "Horrifically Bad Album Covers!"

NOFX's "Heavy Petting Zoo" is actually

NOFX's "Heavy Petting Zoo" is actually a good album (they kinda suck now though)

;DFantastic!

;D

Fantastic!