
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
A Lifetime of Embarrassment: The World's Stupidest Tattoos
I have never been a huge fan of tats. It's not that I have anything against them, it's just I could never find anything that I thought I could have on my body forever that would compliment who I am. I would LOVE to talk to these people in 30 years and see if they're still happy with their decision. My guess is no. Why? Because these are the STUPIDEST choices for tattoos.
This is the famous story of the lady who sold the space on her forehead for $10,000. Even the tattoo artist begged her not to do it. It's not known if she still has it but what a great deal for Golden Palace. Much better investment than a blogad on PerezHilton for one week. She said she needed it for her child's education. He's probably going to grow up to be an addicted gambler because of all the reminders.
A man goes 132-1 at 135 lb weight class in High School. Man decides to get a tattoo to remind him of his feat. Man ends up a gay rape scene on his arm instead.

We all had our vices when we were young. Very few actually get a tattoo to remind everyone how much coke they actually did.

I have nothing bad to say about this man. He is very cool and if we ever meet, nice tat. Please don't kill me.
Artwork...a 10. Placement....a 1. Who the hells gets bacon and eggs tattooed on the top of their head? Why this guy of course.
Arby's on the brain? Nope, Grand Slam

This could be the worst. We've all slipped and scraped our face. Most people stay out of public to avoid the constant questions of what happened. Only one person in the world wants to keep that look. Who wants to look like Wolverine kicked their ass EVERYDAY. I can't wait to see this one in 30 years.
A Hulkamaniac? Yes you are. As fat as you are getting you might have room for Brooke Hogan as well. . Under the rolls is the TV title belt but you can't see it.

This one doesn't come across as that funny unless you know the story behind it. He wanted some loved one's initials on his arm. What he got was a Chinese translation of "stop a woman's flow" Period stopper.
Not much I can say about this one. Tupac would be turning in his grave.

Just because they have $1 "Cheap Beer of the Night" at the local bar is no reason to get it tattooed on your arm.

A for creativity. F for "Can I pull of an Indian humping a corndog at 65 years old"
She probably is going to tell her friends at the senior center. "When I got this he was still straight"
She just doesn't pull off the thug with two guns a blazin' look.
I believe this man is friends with the one above. It's a look but this guy is every Father's nightmare. He could make a living pulling practical jokes on Fathers during prom time.
He must be a lawyer. He has a disclosure statement tattooed right on his ass.
It's like the Million Dollar Homepage for tattoo artists

Got it, Got . You're Mr. Cool Ice. You'll be putting an "N" in front of all of those in 15 years.
Update: Mr. Cool Ice is real. Very Real. I've come up with his slogan
"I'll knock you out cold"
First Rule of Tat Club: Never, never get a boy band tattoo.

If you are going to kill a celebrity, it is better to put it in a diary that across your extra wide butt.
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Comments
The guy with the swastika looks like
The guy with the swastika looks like Jean Luc Piccard on a bad holodeck
i dont know why some of the people
i dont know why some of the people making the comments are so defensive. i agree tho that the bacon and eggs was great! definetly entertaining and a life long conversation piece! lol some of them are a little retarded but thats why they arent on my body. if it means something o the person who has it and they were willing to permanently put it on thier body then kudos to them!
Nice tatoos! thanks for
Nice tatoos! thanks for sharing..
Thanks for the giggle - I actually did
Thanks for the giggle - I actually did "LOL" at this.
The Kevin from Backstreet Boys tattoo
The Kevin from Backstreet Boys tattoo looks more like Dave Navarro :D
Teah, except the comma clearly tattooed
Teah, except the comma clearly tattooed on her fat ass, retard.
PS-No I didnt sign my name as retard, you are in fact, a dumbass
-Thomp
Why the hell did the Hulk Hogan tattoo
Why the hell did the Hulk Hogan tattoo make a list like this? Sure, the guy sporting it isn't all that great to look at, but hell, anyone who is as dedicated a Hulkamaniac as he deserves serious props for his devotion.
Btw, Hulk Hogan never held any version of the TV title.
The Aiken portrait is bad enough that
The Aiken portrait is bad enough that the owner (or owned, more accurately) could possibly pawn it off as Johnny Rotten/John Lydon in a pinch. In the dark. To a drunk. Who wants to believe maybe he'll get to sleep with her if he acts like he buys it.
The egg one reminds me of the old
The egg one reminds me of the old commercial,, "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs" then the eggs hit the frying pan. I think this guy has taken a few hits too many.
The guy with the swastica was busted
The guy with the swastica was busted for murder, not child molesting.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dmilam1.html
I used to know a guy who had a Nike
I used to know a guy who had a Nike Swoosh on one shoulder, and a FoxRacing Logo on the other. Not only that, but they were poorly done, and he was often asked if they were temporary tattoos, or cracker jack tattoos, or if he touched them up with Magic Marker each morning.
Now hold on one sec! I take issue with
Now hold on one sec!
I take issue with this!
None of "my girls" have a tattoo... notta one!
Mr. Cool Ice is regrettably for real.
Mr. Cool Ice is regrettably for real. Check this out:
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2006/05/who-is-mr-cool-ice.html
I saw an asshole with a nike swoosh
I saw an asshole with a nike swoosh tatted on his ankle. What a fag.
great list of wacky tats. You spelled
great list of wacky tats. You spelled "off" wrong several times, though.
One of those is me - I won't say which
One of those is me - I won't say which one.
What about Mike Tyson. Very poorly
What about Mike Tyson. Very poorly done.
The Chinese tat didn't mean "stop a
The Chinese tat didn't mean "stop a woman's flow", it means "stop culture's flow" or "stop the sentence's flow"
The bacon & eggs were great! But all
The bacon & eggs were great! But all the others could just replace their tat with the words, "I'm a fuckwit"
The tattoo with the Indian and the corn
The tattoo with the Indian and the corn dog is part of a painting done by the late Robert Williams. You have to see his paintings to appreciate this tattoo.
The 6th one obviously did that to
The 6th one obviously did that to cover, or distract from this rather large and poorly placed birth mark.
You missed Stalking Cat, the Catman of
You missed Stalking Cat, the Catman of Whidbey Island.
More about him from the Seattle Times.
here are important question that you
here are important question that you must ask your tattoo artist
The Japanese characters tattoo is also
The Japanese characters tattoo is also outlined by the border/coastline of Wales, which could be a bad joke if the person didn't ask.
You missed
You missed one.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/richpav/38783999/
the one with the nazi symbol has a
the one with the nazi symbol has a story, he's a prisoner and a child molestor (I think)..it was on digg before ..the other convicts tattooed his face with some other words.
No credits from where you snagged all
No credits from where you snagged all the pics? Like BMEzine.com for example?
ice man
ice man owns!
you've forgotton
you've forgotton one..
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/sobreviviente86/back.jpg
I think that should be "I'm gonna kill
I think that should be "I'm gonna kill you; Ray Romano" or more correctly, "I'm gonna kill Ray Romano". It comes across like "I'm gonna kill you! - Ray Romano"