Wednesday, December 05, 2007

5 Terrible Senior Pictures

It's easy to go back in time and look at the crazy clothes and crazy hair and get a good laugh. Plaid and mullets had their days. Crochet umbrella, fans sets and peekaboo belly dresses most likely never will.




Somewhere in a jail cell, Larry Craig is getting a woodie looking at this photo



Not technically a senior photo. Nothing says graduation like a peekaboo belly prom dress and the world's longest treasure trail




I could take up a whole page making fun of this one but I'll let you come up with your own





I guess if you spent most of your senior year on your back you might as well capture it on film.



It's Mother actually sued the school because they would't include it in the yearbook. I figured they wouldn't include it because of the combination of David Bowie facepaint and flower sifter on the hip, but it turns out they have a strict "no weapons" policy.



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28 comments:

That Guy Drew said...

One can only hope that at least some of these folks had these pictures taken for humor value.

Sadly, I'm not sure I'd bet on that.

Trying to decide if my favorite is the dress with the baby hole (let's hope the kid never sees that picture), or the half naked guy who thought that picture might actually help him pick up girls, as opposed to senators.

Anonymous said...

I think Frodo needs to consider wielding a short sword, or maybe even some leather armor with a pair of daggers. Some people aren't made for the warrior class.

musicfan87 said...

I guess if you spent most of your senior year on your back with things in your mouth, you might as well capture it on film.


There, better fit. =]

Anonymous said...

you spelled "flour" wrong for the last one

Anonymous said...

The pic of the chick painting isn't the worst I've seen. She's pretty hot actually.

drool said...

any contact info for the chick on her back?

Jason A said...

Oh my god. This is hilarious. Every one of these is GOLDEN.

cy21 said...

the first and last where the funniest

captnkurt said...

Ha! I saw "Shirtless Joe Jackson" there in an old Salami Tsunami post.

captnkurt

PS. I think you're going to get a lot of opposition on your Anna '08 choice. She's pretty hawt.

Anonymous said...

I am 99.999% sure I graduted with that 3rd person. I had to go back to my old high school year books, but I'm pretty freakin' sure that is him.

Hooray for Internet.

Mandi said...

That doesn't look like a treasure trail; it looks like a cesarean section scar.

Some people's kids... Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Its not a treasure trail, its a particular kind of stretch mark caused by pregnancy. Actually most women get them.

Kim said...

The line on the pregnant chick's belly is called the "linea negra" (literally, "black line") and it is standard-issue in pregnancy. Has to do with the stretching and the hormones.

JohnBoy said...

Why is the third guy in this list?

He's cute and looks really hot in the half-naked pose. Maybe he was trying to appeal to other guys, not chicks. He certainly got my attention.

Anonymous said...

just to clarify...a c-section scar would be must shorter and much lower...it is called a linea nigra which means "black line"in latin. It is very common in women with darker or olive skin to develop this dark line on their belly during pregnancy.it's due to hormones that cause hyperpigmentation.

oh, and the pictures are a riot...what were these kids thinkin'???

Mangor said...

He did not misspell flour. How in the hell are you going to sift a flower?

Anonymous said...

the whole paint idea is kind of cool. although, maybe on her back wasnt the best of ideas.

Fruitloop said...

I am too dumbfounded to come up with a clever comment. These are PRICELESS. I'd love to see a follow-up, where are they now kinda thing.

Dave Greiman said...

I think the artist one is kewl.

Anonymous said...

I don't think that's a "treasure trail" or a c-section scar. Looks more to me like linea negra, a dark vertical line on the abdomen some women get during pregnancy.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to lick the paint off of #4, how in anyway is that picture terrible, amazing would be more appropriate!

Anonymous said...

just to clarify, the "flour sifter" is actually a pewter tankard....grats to him for always ahving something to quaff beer out of

Anonymous said...

The paint picture is acutally pretty cool

Anonymous said...

Learn the difference between "it's" and "its" when trying to insult someone.

Shane said...

My frickin English teacher never leaves me alone. Yes ma'am I'll get the "its" write. If I would have learned the difference between anecdote and antidote my friend my still be alive.





To save more emails. The Write was a joke

Joseph said...

Had to AdBlock that last one while trying to read the news article. God damn.

Ollie said...

I think the picture with the girl painting is rather artistic.
However, I'd like to beat the shit out of the kid with sword. No, the school doesn't care about you're D&D bullshit.
That's my opinion, anyway.

Mr. Death said...

How did you get my photo for that last one?