Thursday, May 31, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Thursday


The most brilliant "why didn't we do this sooner" piece of design

Ethanol may cause shortage of tequila.

Learn how to swear in any language.

Molest a child and you will be killed. Don't think this day will come? Think again

The ugliest plant on earth.

And the sexiest, hottest girl on earth.

CBS: Good purchase (because I was an investor) and then there is the bad overpaid purchase.

Cheating on your spouse in a graph by country. (hint, never trust a Turk)

14 not intended to be funny but yet they are quotes from Marion Barry.

Blogs come and go but I want to remind you to stop by TraderX because he is here to stay and does a great job.


Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Wednesday


Don't be jealous but I busted out a 2:38 half mile (800 meters) on my 6th attempt of the morning yesterday morning. I am trying break the 2:30 mark which I believe is the 5th grade record at my daughter's school and the world record for 80 year olds. Even more sad that not one reader can even come close. As you can tell I like to set goals. Speaking of goals. I should hit my million unique mark this weekend. On to the links

Ironically this sign is up at the park and my bedroom.

Manly things that just aren't manly anymore

Everest is just no big deal anymore. If this old man can do it, I can do it.

War is terrible but this is worse.

There is nothing cooler than mammatus clouds.

Cool story of a crate of rubber duckies fall off a ship. Scientist use them to chart ocean currents

Heather Locklear is wearing a bikini that is way too small and to that I say Thank You

Yet another example of someone getting screwed royally.

The Allison Stokke saga continues.

The Lawsuit Proof Home


Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Tuesday


Can you believe these ads from the past.

The difference between marketing, advertising, and branding.

This is ONE very addictive game. Blocky.

I get so f'n tired of people ripping me off on shipping. They charge twice as much as it cost to ship something. Look at this insane shipping.

Incredible hi res photo of San Francisco after the 1906 earthquake.

The funniest singles ad I've ever read.

Fly and I agree this stock will be up 40% from here in the next 12 months.

We also agree this beautiful young lass has some incredible fun bags.

5 Women that would actually make me watch The View.

Do you know your flags? Can you guess the country's flag from each piechart?

Google in 20 years.


Wii Is The Mac of the Video Game Consoles

I am one of those fathers who buy their children things when they are away too much. I work crazy hours during the spring so I bought my daughter a Wii to make myself feel better. I bought it for my daughter and once I started watching her play, I realized how amazing and revolutionary this new system is. The operating system is so easy to use. You simply point the controllers at the screen and it becomes a curser on the screen that controls the navigation. The games are so fun to play and actually force you to exercise while you're playing. I will admit my daughter has thrown the controller into the window, broken a dish, and bruised her hand while swinging wildly playing the game (lawsuit pending unless I received another free system) I highly recommend getting wii sports and the other controller as soon as you get the system. I purchased mine on ebay for about the same as I could get it at the store so the prices have settled. I highly recommend the Wii and I promise to spend more time with my daughter now.


Monday, May 28, 2007

Memorial Day Quick Note

I will be working all day today. Unfortunately we have a retail division and I will have to be working all weekend including Memorial Day. I will be getting up a 5 am to get a quick 25 mile bike ride in before work so I won't have any time to post. Look through the site. I've posted for a couple years before anyone read this thing so there might actually be something interesting in it. I also will be hitting a million unique visitors this week and will have won the bet with my wife. I started the site just to prove I could get a million visitors. I will have done it and will soon be deciding whether to continue on with wallstreetfighter or move on and spend more time with my money making sites. Either way I got there sooner than I thought and am proud of this worthless, rambling, little waste of time I call wallstreetfighter.


A Mega Post of the The Next Big Thing. Pole Vaulter Allison Stokke

I search for stocks that have not been discovered by the masses. I just happened to discover an athlete than has not yet been discovered by the masses. Her name is Allison Stokke and she is an 18 year old high school senior pole vaulter. She one of the best in the nation and most certainly the best looking high school athlete in the nation. Her future in pole vaulting could be in the Olympics but her future in print and in the media is going to be world wide. Her "bio" is as follows: Allison is an 18 year old pole vaulting sensation from Newport Beach, California. This talented Track & Field star has been the focus of much attention after having transitioned out of gymnastics and into the less-known sport of Pole Vaulting. She has impressed thus far in her short time as a pole vaulter and will compete next year as a Golden Bear at the University of California-Berkeley.


Her personal best is 13' 04" and the national record is 13' 09". So she is getting closer. Again, she is 18 years old. She's going to be a big star, a big star.














Memorial Day Flashback: A Mega Post of Petra Nemcova









More Stock Trading Quotes

More trading quotes from TradingQuotes


When the facts change, I change my mind.

John Maynard Keynes

If you can't take a small loss, sooner or later you will take the mother of all losses.

Ed Seykota

Rule number one of investing is never lose money. Rule number two is never forget rule number one.

Warren Buffet

Probably my best technique is not picking up the phone to close out a winning trade.
(this is my most important trading rule)
Jerry Parker, another Turtle

Wanting to make money in the markets without accepting there will be losses is like waiting to breathe but only wishing to exhale.

Ed Seykota

A trading philosophy is something that cannot just be transferred from one person to another; it’s something that you have to acquire yourself through time and effort.

Richard Driehaus


Friday, May 25, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Friday

What the heck does this sign mean?

The most amazing and interesting houses from around the world.

I've already linked this once but I can't help but laugh every time I read this.

Porn mixed with stock trading. Niiiiiiiice (Not safe for anywhere especially work)

Girl fakes being in Stanford and lives there for a year. Sounds like everyone in my fraternity

In 1985 New Zealand dropped all agricultural subsidies. What happened next?


Gas Prices as a Percentage of Disposable Income

Source Mark J. Perry's Blog


I take this as a negative not as a "it was worse in the 80's" stat. In the last 3 years Americans have lost 5% of their disposable income.


Thursday, May 24, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Thursday


Link of the Day: A "Feeling Hot and Sexy" photo contest. (funny and sexy pics)

What isn't google buying. They just paid $100 million for this

Long time coming. Google to show top 100 "Hot Searches"

Here's a great story. Landlord forced to live in his own building until he fixes them all.

Grace Cheng
is one hot Forex trader.

Google to finally starting to get rid of the all the sites that have no content and just ads.

Star Wars Characters then and now.

The Worst "Pimps of Rides" out there

Catherine Bell has the finest set of .... well let's just say they're nice

Please don't let this be the future of air travel.


Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Wednesday


DO NOT underestimate the money in iPod games. Here is one of my favorite

In yet another "so you don't think you can make tons of cash on the internet story"
My friend douchebag1 has a new book coming out.

You know flickr, tumblr,and pluggd. Ever wonder who owns the sites that are actually spelled correctly?

Here are a few of the new iPhone plans that will be offered

Cool things you can do with Google

This guy is my frickin hero

Top 10 Scariest cars

I'm a big big fan of Timothy Sykes. I wish I could trade as well as he does. Hey Howard it looks like he has a head start on the chartsgonewild thing.

Speaking of hot girls. They don't get any hotter than Kerry McGregor.

This is great.
Two people from different parts of the world that have no relation but look exactly alike.





















Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Tuesday


Death by Lawyer. 10 Cool sites we miss

18 Spoilers on One T-Shirt

CBS buys Wallstrip, and they say you can't make money blogging.

This could be the most obvious thing they aren't quite sure of.

Wear the jacket, quit the smoking

Admit it...You'd look at her stuff too.

Brangelina had a threesome and you weren't even invited

How to get out of a drug conviction

Great article "Why aren't people at work?"

Everything you ever wanted to know about the tunnels under Disneyland

Another hot girl. Jessie Geneva


Monday, May 21, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Monday


FedEx is still faster than the internet

You get tired walking up 5 flights of stairs and this teen climbed the 7 summits.

Man turns amputated arm into world's largest finger.

How are you supposed to play soccer on this field? (funny pic)

A great new ( new to me )blog Fufufnik ( a daytrader taking baby steps)

Ask or ax? Racist or English grammar?

84% of women have met men by "grinding" on the dance floor.

Video ipod circa 1952.

Great name. Great blog. Stock Rake

Chicago is about to be destroyed by these. Not a joke.


Friday, May 18, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Friday

Top 10 HDTV myths

And you thought it couldn't be improved. Invention of the year, the New Velcro

How often should you have sex? Question answered here

The latest video game console sales. You might be surprised.

I love the old "butter on the floor" trick

12 steps to healthy living
as thought by Da Vinci

A mathematical look at why Roger Clemens is a bargain at $18 million

Jamie Eason most likely has the most fit body I've ever seen.

Wallstrip has the founder of wikipedia on today. A great one today

A collection of "I'd hit it" buttons. What could better than that. Ok, almost anything
















How Could You Not Want this After Watching this Video


Thursday, May 17, 2007

Flashback: New Recently Named Spreads and Trades

The Better Half: When you are on the road and don’t have internet connection and you have to call your wife to get you out of a trade.

The Jude Law: Its when you go long Google Dec 600 calls and then sleep with the Baby Sitter. Everyone wins

The Old Man: You buy the first leg on your spread and then buy it again because you forgot that you bought it the first time

The WTF Did I Do: It’s When You buy a spread in the OEX and the next day the spread is out of your account and you realize that you bought the weekly options

Copperfield Error: When you screw up filling a spread for a customer (paper) and throw it in your error account. It then turns out to be a great trade and it magically appears in your regular trading account.


Newbie Spread: When you have 500 dollars left so you buy as far out of the money calls and puts before earnings hoping to get everything back


The T and A: Its when you buy a spread you really don’t want from the guy with the really hot clerk just so you can get a close look at her goodies when she comes to check the trade.

The MoneyBall: It’s when you pull a Billy Beane and sell positions everyone else thinks is gold and buy them when everyone else thinks they are garbage.

The Tommy Lee: It when buy out of the money calls and risk it all because you realize no matter what the outcome is you have a 12” penis

Triple Witching Mike: You sleep in until 10 because its expirations day


The Apple: You make a great trade and build up a reputation as a great trader and then build up expectations so high that you have to preannounce your trades before you make them.

The Microsoft: You start the first leg of the trade but take 12 years to actually finish it.


Cramer Tag Team: Its when you buy 1000 puts and then have your boyfriend Greenberg go all over the media slamming the stock and saying its overvalued.

The Raider Hedge: You put half your money in a stock and then bet the equal amount on anyone playing the Raiders.


WallstreetFighter's 10 Things Most People Didn't Know Last Week

1. Caribou Coffee is owned by an Islamic Bank
In December 2000, Caribou Coffee Company, Inc. announced that it was selling a 70% stake (later to become an 87.8%) to Atlanta-based Crescent Capital, a deep-pockets investor backed by First Islamic Investment Bank of Bahrain for $80 million.

2. WD-40 was named because it took 40 times to get the formula right
WD-40 literally stands for Water Displacement, 40th attempt. That's the name straight out of the lab book used by the chemist who developed WD-40 back in 1953. The chemist, Norm Larsen, was attempting to concoct a formula to prevent corrosion — a task which is done by displacing water. Norm's persistence paid off when he perfected the formula on his 40th

3. Mars Inc turned down the chance to feature their MnM's in E.T.
Nobody really knows why they turned down the chance but we all know who took the
opportunity and ran with it, Reese's Pieces.

4. Kotex were first used as bandages in World War I
"Though no soldiers were charging about the battlefield with sanitary napkins tied to their arms, a new type of material which had proved so effective as bandages in that conflict was years later revamped into Kotex. What was invented to meet a critical need in a war soon afterwards found a valuable peacetime use" From snopes

5. Ebay is the second leading employer in the U.S.
Almost half a million people earn all or most of their income from selling on the Web site. If they worked for eBay it would be the second largest employer in the country- after Wal-Mart.

6. George W. Bush received more votes than any President in history
George W Bush got the highest number of votes for president of any candidate in US history, in November 2004 with 59,841,499.

7. The bookmakers William Hill loses 80,000 little pens a day
They are used to fill out betting slips and the betters always win something it seems.

8. The first bar code ever used was on Juicy Fruit
It's 30 years since the world's first bar code was used. It was on a 10-pack of Wrigley's Juicy Fruit at a supermarket in Ohio. The gum is now an exhibit in the Smithsonian Museum in Washington DC

9. Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil
Unprocessed honey found in 4000 year old ancient tombs was determined to be edible and was even used to preserve bodies. If properly sealed it will never soil. I found this at Sue Bee.

10. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.
I know why, that word scares me too.


Wednesday, May 16, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Wednesday



Chevy might actually have something with their new Camaro convertible. Minus the cheesy rims.

Then again they don't make cars like they used to (funny pic)

Kevin Rose is in the midst of his 3rd Startup

The bargain purchase of the decade. Porn.com sells for $9 million.

I tend to like it simple but if I has a mural on my wall I would like them to be this cool.

Ashlie Simpson with a slight nipple slip.

Want to submit your articles to the top 10 social bookmarking sites (based on traffic). Here is a list of all 10.

How not to ship a plasma TV

Do you know what job interview 2.0 is? You will now

Ania is worthy of a mega post later down the road. She is one hot girl. Wow. Her site






If I Had a Nickel for.....


10 Things I Guarantee You Won't See in 2007

10. A Steve Nash Two Handed Dunk

9. A Republican Presidential Candidate with any chance in 2008

8. Gas under $2

7. The Chicago Cubs or St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series

6. Kelly Clarkson under 180 pounds

5. A Stock Market collapse like the summer of 2006

4. Apple under 100 for more than one week

3. Marilyn Manson with an album in the Top 100

2. A Natalie Halloway free Greta Van Sustern

1. A Rosie O'Donnell sex tape


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Funniest Test Results Ever

His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C


The Funny Money Daily Links Tuesday


Stealing IS still a crime yet some websites haven't figured it out.

Steve Wozniak has a awesome watch. Check it out.

The 20 Craziest Wardrobe malfunctions of all time

Bon kyu bon. Big small Big. Just how I like the shape of my women

Great use of bus stop.

I love Lucky Renee. She's beautiful, creative and a Mac user. It gets no better

A truck runs over a guy's head but he's wearing a bike helmet and look what happens

Some very cool rugs



It's nice to see that Jessica Simpson has taken over the Anna Nicole Smith role

How Digg fooled you all. (A lesson in marketing)


Monday, May 14, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Monday


What happens to people when they get old? A funny look from the eyes of preschoolers

The Top 10 stupid business ideas that made someone rich

Did you see Lindsay Campbell on the Sopranos last night?


You have to be an idiot to not be in Apple stock. Look at this huge increase

Cat survives 35 day trip in a crate from China to NC

Evolution like you've never seen before

A very cool illusion

A staggering and exciting look at some stats about porn

If you don't know who Genna Atkinson is you will after looking at her huge......

You're lying if you say you wouldn't buy lemonade from this girl. Great marketing


Saturday, May 12, 2007

Lighten Up I'm Busy


For those of you who want to keep emailing me as to while I don't post financial stuff anymore and why it's a bunch of links I'll give you this answer. I own a nursery. It is spring. I work seven days a week 12-14 hours a day. The web site is for fun and leisure and right now I don't have either. I promise you that as things slow down I will have time to provide better and more content. Until then I apologize and if you want to go away and come back later or never again, I completely understand. I do this in my spare time and make no money whatsoever from this website. I on the other hand do millions of dollars at the nursery. You can guess where I will put my effort in the spring. I started this website for fun and to prove I could get a million visitors. I will have that in the next three weeks and will be done with my challenge. Long story short, it's my frickin website and I'll do whatever the hell I want with it. If I want to put a picture of a rodeo clown peeing on a Clark Gable photo, then I will. You can decided whether you want to come a look at it.


Friday, May 11, 2007

Victoria "Vicky" Vodar Mega Post Part 2

Too much going on to put much effort into posting so I thought I would just leave you with something that makes everyone happy. A pretty girl

I just realized that Victoria is a former Tampa Bay Bucs Cheerleader. She seems to have taken off a bit of weight (she didn't need to take off much) and now has become a very popular model. If you would kindly vote for her in the Maxim Hometown Hotties. Perhaps she will send me more photos to post if you vote.













Somebody Thinks My Dog Needs a Leash


Chicago's Looptopia Is Here

An all night party called Looptopia will be coming to Chicago in May of 2007. Chicago has become one of the prettiest cities in America with all it's new planting and flowers but now its time to party. Sounds like it going to be the world hippest block party. Stores will stay open but not the Merc or the CBOT. There will also be dancers and entertainers roaming the streets. Sounds fun. Here's more on the celebration.

Seems the servers at looptopia are down but the fun started today and continues all weekend. Here are some of the festivities.

May 11th at 5:00 pm marks the start of Chicago city event Looptopia, a dusk-til-dawn evening of theatre, music, spectacle, visual art, late night shopping and so much more, all in downtown Chicago's Loop District. Hosted by the Chicago Loop Alliance, Looptopia boasts an extensive schedule of events, with programming to appeal to people from all walks of life.

Some scheduled events include:


  • Live concerts, comedy improv and dance performances throughout the Loop
  • Art and design exhibitions that include do-it-yourself mural projects
  • “Opera Idol,” hosted by the Chicago Opera Theatre
  • An outdoor silent dance party that uses individuals headphones and live-feed video projections
  • Shadow games with large scale projections and puppetry performances
  • Special restaurant and hotel offers
  • Miss Looptopia pageant, featuring local drag celebrities
  • Yoga classes
  • Knitting circles
  • Late night retail shopping
  • Docent-led architectural tours from dedicated elevated trains conducted by the Chicago Architecture Foundation
5 p.m.: Beat it.
Local dance group Brickheadz kicks the night into high gear with an explosive, 30-minute, don't-try-this-at-home set featuring breakdancing, acrobatics and a DJ. 1. S. Dearborn St.

5 p.m. Break a sweat.
Don't miss the six-hour dance party (5 p.m.-11 p.m.) that performance collective MFchicago is throwing at the Sullivan Dock (formerly the Carson Pirie Scott store). DJ Paul Johnson headlines with VJs Big Mini and 3PhaZe. Also, see audio-video act Brobot, techno act Monologic, DJ Adonis with VJ Video Janitor, Shudder Inc, hip-hop duo Jagoff, 0+1=everything and more. State and Madison Streets.

5 p.m. Take a peek.
Been waiting for a chance to recreate Ben Stiller's role in "Night at the Museum"? Here it is: The Art Institute of Chicago is open until midnight to showcase the final night of the "Cezanne to Picasso" exhibit. General museum admission is free; $18 for "Cezanne" exhibit.

6 p.m. Drink up.
Sip Looptinis from a cash bar and fawn over local drag queens--including Miss Millennium Park, Miss Block 37, Miss Lower Wacker Drive and (our favorite) Miss Underground Pedway--vying for the title of Miss Looptopia. Includes a drawing for Gwen Stefani and Stevie Nicks concert tickets, plus a Looptopia "survival pack" with an event map and schedule, CDs, a specialty drink coupon and more. Crowning ceremony at 7:30 p.m. Hard Rock Hotel Chicago.

6:45 p.m. Crack up.
Looking to hook up with a cute artsy type? Don't miss Monika Ekks' 30-minute comedy, "Who Gets the Privilege of Disappointing Me Next?" The show blends poetry, stand-up and romantic ponderings on the subject of finding love. The Plaza at Chase Tower, Dearborn and Monroe Streets.

8 p.m. Moon 'em.
You've made a spectacle of yourself on a Friday night before, but this week you can leave it to the pros. See signature mechanicals from Redmoon Theater, including the "rat wheel," elaborate costumes and more, till 11 p.m. 1. S. Dearborn St.

8 p.m. Rock out.
Bobby Conn leads the pack of indie rockers playing sets at Daley Plaza. The Ponys (8:45 p.m.) and the self-proclaimed "astounding circus punk marching band" Mucca Pazza (9:45 p.m.) keep things rocking till 10:15 p.m.

9 p.m. Get in tune.
Turkish clarinet player Selim Sesler makes his Chicago debut with his orchestra for a performance of traditional Turkish wedding songs. Preston Bradley Hall, Chicago Cultural Center.

10 p.m. Cut it short.
Goodman Theatre stages 11 shorts from acclaimed playwright Suzan-Lori Park's "365 Days / 365 Plays" series. The twist? They're performed in not-so-typical places inside Theater District mainstay the Goodman Theatre, including the main lobby, grand staircase and second-floor lounge Club Mezz. Cash bar.

10 p.m. Kick back.
Latin American ensemble Los Guitarristas kick off four hours of music in a makeshift jazz lounge inside the swanky Chicago Theatre lobby. The DePaul Jazz Trio (11 p.m.), Transport (midnight) and Rachel Charson Quintet (1 a.m.) also perform. Cash bar.

11 p.m. Stretch it out.
Hey, night owl, time to give your wings a stretch: Bloom Yoga Studio leads a midnight session with live music. Millennium Room, Chicago Cultural Center.

1:15 a.m. Lap it up.
Canada-based electronic artist Shaw-Han Liem, a.k.a. I Am Robot and Proud, delivers a melodic set using laptops and other electronic music-makers. Check out his sound: myspace.com/iamrobotandproud. Claudia Cassidy Theater.

2 a.m. Space out.
UFOs have landed and the Loop is under attack. Red Bull overdose? Never. It's the Insomniacs Attack the Loop! film program. Take in screenings