Saturday, June 30, 2007

iWait for iPhone: 10 Things I Learned While Waiting for iPhone

I like many other suckers, waited in line on Friday to get my iPhone. I didn't wait overnight like the idiots at the front. I left work a little early, met a friend in line and there I waited to see if I could get the coveted piece of hype. Little did I know that a store that covered an area of 300,000 and a college campus would only get 30 phones. Only fifteen 8 gig were available so even if I would have had the chance I would have been giving it away to a family member after I received the 8 gig. What I did learn while waiting was worth every minute of lost time. Here they are

1. IT departments were at very low staffing on Friday. From the looks of things all them were standing next to me in line.

2. AT& T is way over their heads. It took them 10 minutes per customer to simply sell a phone. They didn't do one other thing except tell us the packages the offer and try and sell a case. You think someone who stood in line all day didn't get the press release of the packages?
The people in line knew more about the phone that the Cingular scrubs.

3. Early iPhone users tend to be ugly. In a line of 100 people I couldn't point out 1 person that was of moderate beauty. And girls? Forget about it. The women standing in line were either asian, or divorced alpha females looking to impress other men at work or their girlfriend.

4. The stores around the Apple Stores and Cingular stores missed prime opportunity to cross promote. The could have had specials or banners for all to see when the news and large crowds were there. Instead they just gawked. I stood and watched an ice cream store right next to the Cingular store not sell one extra ice cream cone while hundreds gathered right outside their door.

5. Money is no object for Apple users. NOT ONCE did I hear cost come up while standing in line. A $600 phone and people acted like they were giving them away.

6. If I hear any more Apple history and jargon. I am going to puke. It was like everyone in line was trying to prove they knew more about Apple and had more Apple products than the next guy.

7. 95 % of the people in line would give Steve Jobs a reach around if he asked.

8. iPhone user are not sports lovers. In all the conversation that I had while standing in line. The Cubs came up once. Of course it was the guy I met there.

9. The Cingular reps were told to lie. The were told NOT to tell the people in line how many units they had despite they knew at 6:00 exactly how many they had. When someone asked how many units they had, they flat out lied (like they were supposed to) and said "I don't know" This was in hopes of getting people to order the phones there at the store so they got their cut. They then told everyone they would get their order in 5 days. Another lie most likely

10. The people that are disparaging the phone are being ridiculous. It is the coolest gadget to come out in a long time and it better than any phone on the market. It reminds me of the people that dissed Jordan when he scored 73 because he didn't break Chamberlain's record. Just shut up and enjoy history in the making.


Friday, June 29, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Friday


This is crazy. Benoit (the wrestler killer) had his wikipedia page updated with his wife's death 13 hours before the police found the body.

One of my favorite sites. PocketChange

The first guy in line for an iPhone is a ProLine sitter. Find out what that means

Plastic duck armada is heading towards Britain after 15 year journey

This is funniest airline complaint I've ever read. Absolutely hillarious.

I was thinking about becoming an Ultimate Fighting Champion until I realized I couldn't take a punch. But just in case, I have been watching videos on how to put on submission moves. Of course all these videos show how to do the moves on hot bikini models.

All the Wallstreet Journal reporters didn't show up to work this morning.

Since so many of you asked. Here is the price of a gram of cocaine in various countries around the world. I think its Free in Columbia but check for yourself.

Since I will be climbing Mt. Everest eventually I decided to learn these 5 basic survival skills before I go.

Absolutely no Smoke on the Water or Stairway to Heaven allowed. (funny pic)

You can thank me later. A chart on how to read your girlfriend or wife.

This is NSFW but worth watching. I don't know who invented the sport of Bra Pulling but I
would like to thank them personally. I will definitely watch this in the Summer Olympics


Flight of the Conchords "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"








Hillarious line "You're so beautiful, you could be a part time model"


Letter of the Week


When IT Employees Get Bored









Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Thursday


Mr. Buffet. With due respect. Please shut up. I want to keep my money.

Meghan Fox is my new favorite hottie. (more photos below)

For ever 100 girls......

The most amazing new pitch coming to baseball soon. Leave it to the Japanese

The 5 Absolutely Worst Foods You Can Eat.

What's 18 inches and gets Texas women all wet?

Get it. Taste it. Name it. Doritos wants you to name their new flavor presently called X-13. I am going to go with "Junkie Breath" I doubt I'll win

Great site I found. Jayce Nugent. Lots of good money on money

Where are they now? Search Engines of Yesteryear and what they're doing. (via grow a brain)

The 16 Ugliest Men in Rock in Roll. (and they all get laid more than you)

Proof that a good personality and money is much more important that good looks.

Speaking of good looks. This young lady looks is stunning. And she runs 6-8 miles a day. My kind of girl, even if she hasn't picked her mileage up yet.


Megan Fox Mega Photo Gallery










A Right Of Passage When You Buy a New Mac

I recently purchased the HUGE 24" iMac and my daughter did what every new Mac owner I've ever met has done with their computer right out of the box. No, not set up email. She started taking pictures using photobooth. She wanted to show the world what she created.






Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Wednesday


My Man Dean Karnazes will attempt to beat the world record by running 24 hours straight on a treadmill in Times Square. In case you don't remember Dean. He ran 50 marathons in 50 days. And you?

7 Secrets of the Super Organized.

If you ever want to see evil first hand. This may be it.

What happens when you cross a billion dollars and a hot model? Tiger Woods' Baby Sam. Photos here.

I don't think Fred Wilson will be getting an iPhone.

The Straight Dope answers the question. Why is North always up on Maps?

Not sure how you get this job but I would take a reduced salary.

What is your blog rated? Type it in here and it will rate it. I won't tell you what mine was rated.

I think the ridiculous WWE will be pulling back a little on the tribute to Chris Benoit after they realize he killed his family and himself.

No hot ladies today....... Just kidding. Huge guns ahead. After yesterday's market I need a beautiful woman to look at.

Simple. Buy puts in Bear Stearns


Pearl the Landlord: Hillarious

The Landlord


Here Comes Pearl the Informant

Good Cop, Baby Cop


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Tuesday




The History of Apple in 50 Pictures

Marion Jones is Broke. She made millions from being a hot sprinter. Of course she took roids to become that good.

1000 Films to See Before You Die. I don't think Bloodsport was in there.

The person that will most likely win CNBC's stock picking contest has never bought a stock in her life. So much for technical analysis.

It's not like anyone believes any of the tricks from Chris Angel but it is fun to catch on tape how he does the tricks.

How to become invisible. Very cool pics

Don't you hate when the instructions are in Spanish?

What happens when you light 30,000 matches at once.

DK Report has the Top 30 Financial Blogs. I won't use it to brag, then again I don't have a financial blog so I'm not on it.

You can now buy a bag of grass on ebay. Look at this auction. (found at ebay 100/great site)

Lastly, I bought a new 24" iMac and realized few sites utilize the huge screen. This one does. There are also lot of pretty girls on the screen.

Sponsored Link: How much have you lost trying to trade options? Let OP make you great money. All you have to do is follow.




Enough is Enough. 125 Loses to the Harlem Globetrotters Would Get to Anyone


Monday, June 25, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Monday


Now HERE's how you get the police to respond

If you were to save one thing if you're house was on fire it would be this.

I know you've been begging for this. A list of all spices and their uses. I know one. Sugar. It's makes things sweet.

They've now realized that loaning the half mil to the assistant manager at Chik-Fil-A wasn't the best financial move they could make.

Some surprising 6 figure jobs

A World of Warcraft fansite sells for $1 million, yes million. Yes real dollars.

Marissa Miller is slowly turning into the hottest hot woman on the internet. Here are a few reasons.

These guys joined my community and so I ventured over to their site and actually learned a little bit. Handy Household hints

Very cool map of Europe in 1000 AD

A funny collage of the Stereotypes of Each Country as displayed by Google

It's official nice boobs are better than a nice ass.

Audit proves search ad dollars are very wasteful. Very interesting article.

I've had some bad shots during my golf rounds but I can't honestly say I've never burned down 20 acres with one of them.


Application for a Night Out With the Boys


Friday, June 22, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Friday


Statistical chances of a man winning an argument.

Burt Reynolds' days are over. Manscaping has taken over.

How to take great group photos.

How thieves steal your ATM card and your Pin number. (with photos)

Some think this guitar is awesome. I think it is gay.

The HAD to spoil the fun.

Fly suffers from the Dunning Kruger effect. ( Just kidding but needed to get link in somehow)

Sponsored link: Hot money.

Hot money to HOT girl. Laura Watson cleans up well.

How Apple shrinked the iPhone.


The Swear Jar


Thursday, June 21, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Thursday


I screwed up the first link to Technical Trader. I browsed around the site again and man, they are doing a hell of a job picking stocks over there. 130% is amazing. And they aren't even paying me to say this.

Don't forget about Wallstrip. Just because we sold to CBS doesn't mean they aren't still funny and entertaining.

How to Fall Asleep Anywhere
any Time using white noise MP3's

Amazing and interesting picture of the entire internet

Hilarious. Guy blogs about company and said bad things. The company signs him up for gay dating sites.

Why you don't pay the government in pennies.

Note to self. DO NOT have these guys install my windows (funny pic)

Dai Ashbee could possibly be the prettiest girl I've seen all week. WOW

Big fan of The Howling Belly

The sexiest fans in the world of sports. Close to NSFW

Photo found on GiggleSugar


Wednesday, June 20, 2007

The Classic Vertical One in a Row Game: Connect One


The Funny Money Daily Links Wednesday


Alli is touted as the great new weight loss pill. One small side effect. You WILL poop your pants. No Might. Will

One of the more creative funny pranks I've seen

HotChickswithDouchebags. The name says it all.

15 Extraordinary uses for ordinary salt tablets

The most expensive cars in the world. And you don't even own one. Get to trading.

I got a chuckle out of this guy's story (and the counting clock) of his lost bags

Funny but thought provoking map of nations that haven't adapted the metric system

I like to call this the divorce car.

Vanessa Marcil
makes me feel funny in my tummy

How to build a startup from someone that knows what they are doing


Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Tuesday


Every seen 205 million dollars in cash? That is how much that was seized at a house of a drug dealer in Mexico. Look at theses amazing pictures.

Want to see live Ugly trades and ideas. I caught him over at Wallstreak.

Here's my beautiful girl find of the day to get your day started. Meet Christen Carnevella

A hard job to get but it pays well. Vaginal Double

Real Life vs. Harry Potter (funny)

How is your housing market doing? Some of the better illustrations I've seen
I don't understand why this video was banned on MTV in many countries. OK maybe I do.

Here are some awkward animal friendships.

How to impress your children. How to make the world's best paper planes.

The Ten Most Commong Photographic Mistakes. Guaranteed to make your 4th of July picnic photos better.

The world's worst currencies.

Here's one way to "one-up" your competitor.


Joke of the Day: How May Times

There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy. One evening, they're in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.

So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms.

The white guy energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a " | " mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep. He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the wall. Again, he falls asleep. He wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another ``|'' on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy's room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims,

"A hundred and eleven?! You beat me by three!"


Want to Know The REAL reason why Best Buy Missed so Badly

People have finally figured out that the service plans that Best Buy sell are a scam. Twenty five percent of their profit (and even more some quarters) came from those bogus service plans. I can guarantee those are not selling nearly as well as people have realized they are better off just taking the chance, saving the money and when something does break just buy another one. The cost of the service plan over several items will easily buy you a new product. It's not like every electronic you buy is going to break. Take off the profits from the plans from previous quarters and what do you get? This quarter. Sorry Fly .


Make the Tomatoes Blush

Here's an old gardener's joke


A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatos won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatos and she's getting tired of it.

So she goes to her neighbor and says, ``Your tomatos are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?''

Her neighbor replies, ``Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatos can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll see.''

Well, what the heck? She does it.

Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.

``So-so,'' she answers. ``The tomatos are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.''


Saturday, June 16, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Monday

Not quite as sexy huh?

Admit it. You thought a Caesar's Salad was first served in Rome. Wrong. Learn a little something here to impress the ladies.

Dennis Hope says he owns 100 Trillion, yes trillion dollars worth of land.

No link here but Did you know?
Americans today average 6.9 hours of sleep on weeknights and 7.5 hours per night on weekends, according to the National Sleep Foundation. Before the invention of the light bulb, people slept an average of 10 hours a night, the foundation claims.

Somebody had a lot of time and a cool idea. What if you took all the footage over the years that had to do with the plane crash on Lost and synchronized them all together in chronological order. You get an awesome scene.

Very cool. Date based picture finder.

If I were Apple I would simply buy this and forward all the traffic to my new Leopard Page.

An incredible weight loss story.

Will Smith is better than you. Someone hands him a Rubik's cube and he solves it in 55 seconds.

I was first amazed by shadow art. Now I amazed by Reflective art.

Very very interesting. Visa and Mastercard cap how much gas you can buy at a time.

You can barely see me but I'm in this video of Kim Smith on a lingerie shoot. I am the one putting powder on her incredible body when it shines under the lights.

Here's a great site I found by the author coming to my site. Very funny and well written
The Ominous Comma.









Friday, June 15, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Friday


Dear Jessica Alba. I completely agree with you and I have permission from my wife.

Just to remind you and start the day off right. This is what she looks like in a bikini

But seriously. And I thought the NBA season was long, this Presidential Election BS is 2 years long. Here are some funny thoughts about it.

What an awful name for a company (funny pic)

Very cool picture of the sun as seen at the same time of the day throughout the year.

This company photo should turn out pretty good. Indians are so funny

Anyone have any idea what this sign means? Read the comments for some funny answers

Link of the Week: The most amazing thing I've seen in a while. Shadow sculptures

I guarantee this will be the strangest headline you read all day.

How to make money in the stock market. The CANSLIM way.

5 Money and Currency Facts Your Teacher Never Told You













Say Hello to the Little Angel Conny


Private Island Up For Sale. Only $12 Million

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/FunMoney/story?id=3265516&page=1
Photos -- Celebrities and their islands: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/popup?id=3266458&contentIndex=1&page=1
Courtesy ABC NEWS (Yes I actually have permission)

Your Chance to Own a Private Island
Celebrities, Sports Stars and Super-Rich to Bid for Island in the Bahamas
By SCOTT MAYEROWITZ
ABC NEWS Business Unit

LEAF CAY, Bahamas, June 14, 2007
Have you ever wanted to own a little piece of paradise?
Well here's your chance.
A 15-acre private island on the edge of the Bahamas goes on the auction block in two weeks. Bids start at $12 million.
The island has white sand beaches, two homes -- one for you and one for your staff -- a dock, tons of food and living supplies and your own private runway which are all included in the sale.

"It's not for everybody, but it's a real good place to get away, completely relax," said businessman Jack N. Halcomb who has owned the island for roughly 20 years.

So who plans to buy the island? Maybe a developer looking to build a boutique resort or just a rich individual.
"We have exposed this particular property & around the world, primarily targeting celebs and sports figures and super-wealthy business personalities," said Louis "Benny" Fisher, chairman of Fisher Auction Co. "It's obviously for the individual who has everything and then some."

Inquires have come from as far away as Ireland, Spain and China. Even royalty from Dubai has expressed interest, although they belong to a small group of shoppers.

"We haven't been deluged because let's face it not everyone is of the economic status that they can afford a place like this," said Fisher.

The island has been marketed to celebrities including lovebirds Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and Hollywood legends Sean Connery and Steven Spielberg. But Fisher notes that just because he has reached out to these stars, it doesn't mean they are interested or that he'll know if they make a bid.

More at: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/FunMoney/story?id=3265516&page=1


Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Tuesday


Reminder: Don't make your ex-girlfriend mad

Do you have this problem, it seems others share my problem. I feel my phone vibrate only to check and find out it didn't. Here is an explanation

Here's why we should invade Iran. "Iran votes to execute all porn stars"

Ebay has finally pulled all ads off Google. I wonder if it has anything to do with Checkout.

When you have an opportunity like this you just have to do it

It's pretty hard to park more inappropriately

I about pee'd my pants when I watched this video from The Onion

What happens when the Coke Polar Bears get in a fight with the Budweiser Horses (maybe NSFW)

Support the people that support me

And to say thanks, take a gander and this hot young thing.

A fantastic video that gets better as it goes. And remember this was done in one shot


Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Wednesday


Want to almost double your gas mileage? This will do it. (Thanks Rus)

The guy next to you on your flight bugging you? Take your laptop out of the case. Calmly open the thing and go here. That should do it.

A proven and tested trading system. Check out Golden Ticker

Ever wonder why I like to use Safari when I browse for porn?

What kind of idiot gets a Zune tattoo?

A scary but clever ebay scam.

What do you get when you combine a very talented woodworker and pencils? THIS

65 Beer Bottles on the roof= Hot Water Heater

The Single Biggest way people waste their day. (Besides this site)

Keep Angelina Jolie, I'll take Meghan Fox any day. Soooo Hot

A very cool trading site. The Technical Trader