Friday, August 31, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Friday


Non-Doping Cyclist finally finished Tour de France yesterday.

"But judge, she looked 18 from the side"

Nothing worse that having your roommate eat you.

Here's a pretty cool collage of money from around the world

Meet the young man who caught Bonds' ball and the story of the big bounty he is about to receive.

18 Must See Movies of the Oscar Season

One simple word "iCar"

As it should be. CEO's make more in one day than the average worker makes in one year

The daily "I found this" while looking for porn category

And finally your beautiful girl of the day Baylee


NBC Has Lost its Mind

It has been recently been revealed by Apple that NBC was trying to raise it's prices to the point that Apple was going to have to charge $4.99 per episode from $1.99. Apple said "screw yourself" and dropped NBC effective immediately. Let's take a look at NBC's fall programming and see what we're going to be missing

MONDAY
8-9 p.m. “Deal or No Deal”
9-10 p.m. “Heroes”
10-11 p.m. “JOURNEYMAN”

TUESDAY
8-9 p.m. “The Biggest Loser”
9-10 p.m. “CHUCK”
10-11 p.m. “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”

WEDNESDAY
8-9 p.m. “Deal or No Deal”
9-10 p.m. “BIONIC WOMAN”
10-11 p.m. “LIFE”

THURSDAY
8-8:30 p.m. “My Name Is Earl”
8:30-9 p.m. “30 Rock”
9-9:30 p.m. “The Office”
9:30-10 p.m. “Scrubs”
10-11 p.m. “ER”

FRIDAY
8-9 p.m. “1 vs 100″/”THE SINGING BEE”
9-10 p.m. “Las Vegas”
10-11 p.m. “Friday Night Lights”

SATURDAY
8-9 p.m. “Dateline NBC”
9-11 p.m. Drama Series Encores

SUNDAY (Fall 2007)
7-8 p.m. “Football Night in America”
8-11 p.m. “NBC Sunday Night Football”

SUNDAY (January 2008)
7-8 p.m. “Dateline NBC”
8-9 p.m. “Law & Order”
9-10 p.m. “Medium”
10-11 p.m. “LIPSTICK JUNGLE”


Who the heck cares. Take out "Heroes" and I can't think of three shows I would want to watch during the week. Maybe be 2 I would buy and 0 I would pay more than $2. There is a reason NBC is in the basement and they have solidified their standings. Let's get a few more laughs and read some insane quotes from the idiot execs at NBC about this fall's upcoming schedule.


“Last year we promised a return to the NBC legacy of quality, and in terms of awards, buzz and critical acclaim, that’s just what we delivered,” said NBC Entertainment President Kevin Reilly. “We’ve got the class and next season we’re ready to add some mass, with new shows that build on the creative accomplishments of last season and are as broad as they are good. Combine the energy of these new programs with the bulked-up strength of our existing NBC hits and you’ve got a lineup that’s poised to take us to the next level.”

“We’ve always been a company that’s embraced new ideas and introduced innovations ahead of the pack,” said Marc Graboff, President, NBC Universal Television, West Coast. “Today’s advertisers want programs that excite viewers and command real passion both on our broadcast airwaves and in the digital/online realm, and that’s what our new fall schedule is all about.”





Well Done Me Lady


Grandma Needs an Intervention


Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Thursday


The ten gayest quarterbacks presently in the NFL.

I almost peed my pants when I read this little story. Guaranteed laugh

At least Nokia didn't lie when the made a phone that exactly copies the iPhone. "We copy with pride"

A great article. "Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal"

I'm not gay or anything but here are the "50 Best Cookie Recipes" on the net

Want to make millions? The first million is the toughest

Another reminder to get your domains while you can. "Many parents now get domain names before their kids are able to type"

Here is another article on the huge play being put on a possible market crash. Almost a trillion dollars has Global Traders talking.

If the world does end and there are only two people left and I am one of them, I MAY have a chance with this hottie.


Why You Shouldn't Take Online Dating Advice


The Most Amazing Golf Shot of the Year: Courtesy Fuzzy Zoeller


Taking Home the Sunset


Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Wednesday


Your cell phone is about to turn into a projector that can produce a 60" picture on the wall

Trust me I'm a nurseryman. This is the best tree picture ever.

The top 100 undiscovered web sites. No longer undiscovered

Can you believe all these photos were made by a typewriter?

Every accidentally hit "Reply to All"? Here's what happened when a CEO accidentally did

How to spend $1.6 million on food tomorrow.

This girl can most certainly kick your butt. She doesn't even stop if you tap

93 year old busted for cocaine trafficking. Damn, I think they busted the guy that invented it.

African American churches are the best.

Hillary Swank's bikini body is as tight as you can get. But something's missing


10 Signs That John Chow Has Been Over For Dinner

10. There's a $100,000 sports car parked in the driveway

9. After he leaves, 10,000 people stop by to see what John had for dinner

8. Every dish was photographed before eaten

7. The centerpiece of the table had advertising on it

6. Between the appetizer and the main course somebody sold the centerpiece
advertising to somebody else for more money

5. The desert was a donation and was given to the first 4 people that commented on
the meal

4. All the neighbors have an e-book "How to make money eating out"

3. Your kitchen now has a PR5

2. Google didn't recognize the meal

1. There's a $500 tip under the placemat



If you haven't read John Chow's site you're in for a treat. Love him or hate him you have to respect him for being the king of monetizing his site.


Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Tuesday


The Best Body Parts in Sports. i.e. Sharapova's Legs, Jordan's Tongue

America has turned into a bunch of bedwetting, no self responsibility, bunch of babies. We are in one of the safest countries in the world and someone needs to point it out. This person does.

GOP Senator Larry Craig and George Michael "hook up" in bathroom.

Hugo Chavez may be the craziest man on the planet. Look what he's doing now.

An excellent question. Why do men get morning wood?

I think I know why this sexy video has been banned in most countries.

Here is one of the first photos of the Porsche Panamera 4 door sedan. I will be able to get
my daughter to school is 3.2 minutes.

How to make a million dollars on Facebook

Great website for monetizing your website. Emonitized.com Another John Chow effect site.

Now this is how you should "Use Your Computer"


Danny DeVito and The Contract

Danny DeVito & The Contract


Bike For Sale


Monday, August 27, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Monday


The African iPod

You may actually have to try and
think this one out first

Owen Wilson
becoming his character from Wedding Crashers

The two largest banks need bailouts. Anyone find this funny?




Someone is betting $4.5 billion that a catastrophe will happen in the next 4 weeks. Being called the "Bin Laden" play

Worst Book Cover ever

Arm wrestling game recalled because it has broken three arms.

This is what you get when you combine a hole punch, a creative person, and lots of time.

This is what you get when you combine miles of legs, a nice butt , and blonde hair


Friday, August 24, 2007

Running a Quick 197 Mile Race and I'll Be Back Monday

We're out in Oregon running Hood to Coast. We start in a few hours and I'll be away from computers until Monday. In the meantime, enjoy these few good links and some of jokes, funny pictures, and girls of WallstreetFighter.

It's official... You don't have to use just AT&T anymore for the iPhone.

15 great websites to waste your time that you might not have been to.

New York was so cool in the 1800's (pic)

Is Mark Cuban right? He says the internet is dead and boring

Vanity Plates = morons

Tilt shift photography....very cool


Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Friday


This guy has even more interesting links than me. I love Plime.com

I can't tell. Is this guy flipping me off?

One of the saddest stories I've read in a while. America is getting dumber

84 years old and still driving the first car he bought in 1938

The Top 10 Deadbeat Celebrity Relatives

The 20 Best Pieces of Advice from some of the smartest investors that ever lived

70 Percent of People give up on a video if a preroll ad comes on.

6 Fitness Myths. Things you think are true are completely wrong

You have to admit it. Look at these pictures. She is/was hot

A NSFW site but high larious. Ernie's House of Whoop Ass


A Mega Photo Post of Lee Hyori. Pictures Galore

Move over Jessica Alba, It think you have some new competition in the way of curvy, pouty lipped babes. Meet Korean Pop Star Lee Hyori.











Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Wednesday

Look at the amazing difference if you take a picture without flash and then with Flash

You can't change the future for $150 million

This can't be legal

Hillarious..."Despite 7 minute conversation, neither person has any idea what a hedge fund
really is"

Thank goodness for this warning label because I was three second from doing this

Do you have to be rich to be President? You betcha. From Washington on they have always been the richest of the rich. Great article

Missing body parts of famous people

How to get 6,312 Subscribers to Your Business blog in 1 day

5 Girls you can bring home to Mom......and 5 Vixens

Leave it to Dealbreaker to break the story. Zachary Michaelson is no "30 Under 30"

One of my favorite sites Use My Computer


Bob Stops By

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.


When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.


Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob our neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"


Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Beta Registration


If you're like me, one of the finest games in history has been Call of Duty. It's perfect because you don't have to play 10 hours straight (sometimes I do anyway) to have fun. You can pick it up, kill some people for a few hours and pick up next week. The game also takes advantage of the each new systems graphic ability. Good news for all you "I have to have it first" people. They are now signing up beta testers over at Charlie Oscar Delta. It was supposed to start last night but the site seemed to be down. You may test it now to see if it's back up.


Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.


So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.


Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.


She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.


Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:


- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.


- Did you dance much?


- I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."


Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Tuesday


I wonder how long the Market is going to have to have their Mommy come bail them out.

Silicon Valley dumps the last taboo. The now invest in porn.

A teen's dream. Takes her last $250,000 and a web design team from India and builds a little site.

The last Jeddi supper.

She's hotter sleeping than most girls are awake

Cut down a tree, leave a tree

I smell a mega post of Karena Dawn. Anybody like?

I've always said there are all different ways to invest. How about flipping ad space on John Chow?

The hottest new mod in cars. Hillariously cheap.

I was trying to figure out why there was a line of men down at the end of the escalator. (pic)

and you think you're cramped?


The Official Out List of Hollywood


I know that most of you don't care but my wife and I like to play the "I know he's gay because" game . I found this list interesting because there are a few people I knew were gay or bi but there are a few I really can't believe. This list is from the official out Jonathan Jaxson, a former publicist (graphic language on site) . Here's the list. Believe it if you will but he's been very right on a few I never thought like Doogie Howser. Again the list is made of gay or bi celebrities.

  • Cuba Gooding Jr.
  • Jamie Fox
  • Usher
  • Will Smith
  • Jada Pickett Smith
  • Rapper Eve
  • Rapper DaBrat
  • Merv Griffin
  • Clive Davis
  • Clay Aiken
  • Kelly Clarkson
  • Lance Bass
  • JC Chasez
  • Jonathan Knight
  • EJay Day
  • Ricky Martin
  • RJ Helton
  • Ryan Cabrera
  • Alicia Keys
  • Queen Latifah
  • PINK
  • Rosie O'Donnell
  • Cillian Murphy
  • Tom Cruise
  • Ellen
  • Paris Hilton
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Samantha Ronson
  • Ryan Seacrest
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Jodie Foster
  • TR Knight
  • Jonathan Taylor Thomas
  • Neil Patrick Harris
  • John Travolta
  • Carmen Electra
  • Britney Spears
  • Elton John
  • Mariah Carey


Monday, August 20, 2007

Tulum Ruins Before the Hurricane

Pretty good timing huh? I just got back from Playa del Carmen. There is a reason why rates are so cheap this time of year and I think visitors are finding out why. I got lucky. While there I visited Akamal and Tulum and took these photos that I thought were pretty nice. They are the two towns that are going to be the eye of the hurricane. I'll be interested to see what the area looks like after the hurricane. I went to look at some webcams in the area but they are all shut down


The Funny Money Daily Links Monday


Ok, let's say somebody breaks into you house. If you have this table, you'll be able to defend yourself AND beat his as$

Steve Jobs' grave. (pic)

The PissTakers' site is looking great and just as funny as ever. Go check it out. Whoever coded it give me an email as I would like to hire you.

Perhaps the luckiest driver EVER.

The story of the most faithful dog. Touching story

These are dedicated photographers

In one year the average life expectancy dropped 12 YEARS. Before you look. What year and why?

SuperBad is a frickin hillarious movie. The writer is on a roll. First Knocked up then this.

You want to see an archive of hundreds of the "Hot Ladies" of WallstreetFighter?

How about tons of jokes?

Who would have thunk it. Take your movie straight to cable. A huge financial success. Make a sequel and go straight back to cable and make even more money. Nice to see


Big Bug

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.

Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"

Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big dick."


Joke of the Day: My Sheep

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means HE has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.

One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."


I Think There's A Hurrican Coming To the Yucatan Peninsula?

Just got back from Playa del Carmen and I took these photos with my iPhone. The clouds that are forming are incredible and it looks like heaven or a big storm coming. Not photoshopped but exposure definitely off in second picture



Funniest Graffiti You'll See Today

Nothing funnier than a vandal with a great sense of humor











Sunday, August 19, 2007

An Evolutionary Chart of the Average American


Roofie Roulette

NSFW for language NO nudity



Friday, August 17, 2007

The Funny Money Daily Links Friday


I bet you never thought bull semen would be my best investment of the year

I pray this busty policewoman will arrest me







One of the luckiest and coolest pictures of the year

Picture to the left found here


David Wooderson (do you know who he is?) would have loved these photos from Miss Teen USA

The world's coolest aquariums

A Financial Market Crash is a process NOT an event

Dear shoplifters (funny pic)

Stephen King gets into trouble for writing in books

You think it was insider trading but merely a guy going broke


World's Worst Bike


Signs You May Be Addicted to Online Poker