Wednesday, February 20, 2008
The strangest shit is always happening to your car. One day you get your mirrors kicked off , the next you have a giant fork through the top of it.
You ALWAYS want to wrestle. One second I'm standing in line for the ATM machine, next thing I know here comes the drunk challenging me to a cage match.
You'll sleep ANYWHERE. And you never use a blanket no matter what the temperature. You sleep places my cat thinks is ridiculous.
You always bring home the ugliest girl at the bar and then brag about it. " Go Ugly Early" is not a battle cry of the sober
You come home with the stupidest tattoos. When you're sober you can't even look at a needle but after one night of drinking you come home with a shaved head and a brain tattooed on your head.
All your photos come out f'ed up. They're always crooked, upside down, or with a finger on the lens.
You are always hitting on the younger sister. In your mind she seems to gain a year for every beer you drink. 10 Beers later she's now 24 and ripe for the pickin.
You'll talk to ANYONE. It doesn't matter who it is, you're up for conversation. Not that anyone can understand a word you're saying anyway.
8 Signs That You May Be A Drunk
There is nothing easier than spotting a drunk. It doesn't matter who they are or where they're from, they all have the same characteristics. Here are the 8 sure signs you're a drunk.
The strangest shit is always happening to your car. One day you get your mirrors kicked off , the next you have a giant fork through the top of it.
You ALWAYS want to wrestle. One second I'm standing in line for the ATM machine, next thing I know here comes the drunk challenging me to a cage match.
You'll sleep ANYWHERE. And you never use a blanket no matter what the temperature. You sleep places my cat thinks is ridiculous.
You always bring home the ugliest girl at the bar and then brag about it. " Go Ugly Early" is not a battle cry of the sober
You come home with the stupidest tattoos. When you're sober you can't even look at a needle but after one night of drinking you come home with a shaved head and a brain tattooed on your head.
All your photos come out f'ed up. They're always crooked, upside down, or with a finger on the lens.
You are always hitting on the younger sister. In your mind she seems to gain a year for every beer you drink. 10 Beers later she's now 24 and ripe for the pickin.
You'll talk to ANYONE. It doesn't matter who it is, you're up for conversation. Not that anyone can understand a word you're saying anyway.
by the way Holy Taco is giving away free looks at these....I mean this.....I mean her
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The wrestling image is, in fact, real.
The wrestling image is, in fact, real. It is a move called the Danshoku Driver, used by the Japanese wrestler Danshoku Dino. His gimmick (character) is that he's gay, loves to get touchy with the other wrestlers crotches/asses, and has a dick-based offense. Here's a great example of what he's about.
Go Ugly Early? Sounds like somebody has
Go Ugly Early? Sounds like somebody has been to Harry's once or twice?
the younger sister one is jordan capri,
the younger sister one is jordan capri, a pornstar.
That wrestling image is from some movie
That wrestling image is from some movie I can't remember the name of. Its not real. Was it dodgeball?
At least the last drunk had choosen (is
At least the last drunk had choosen (is it correct?) a goot person to talk to. It's a statue of Carlos Drummond de Andrade in Copacabana Beach in my home town, Rio de Janeiro.
Drummond was one of the greatest poets in the world...
Where on earth did that wrestling image
Where on earth did that wrestling image come from? I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at.
GREAT
GREAT