Thursday, January 31, 2008

Tastes Nothing Like Chicken: The World's Nastiest Foods

I'm sure people from Vietnam think American bologna is awful but I am going to have to say that even a few beers couldn't make these things taste good


Deep Fried Bat


I know you think these are deep fried baby aliens but actually these are "kabog", or deep fried bat. A real treat in the Philippines. They taste just like balut which you'll have the pleasure of seeing at the bottom



Pigsbrain


Most people prefer the small or stupid pig because it is more tender. OK I made that up but anyone stupid enough to eat pig brain will believe it.


Seahorse on a Stick
There's nothing tastier at the Chinese fair than seahorse on a stick. If that tastes too fishy, the vendors usually offer scorpions, grubs, and the ever so tasty silk worm.




Jelly Fish

I have trouble eating something that I have to pee on to keep it from causing me great pain but evidently this stuff is pretty good. Just look at that suckling pork with a side of jellyfish fries





Pickled Lizard


Umm, Pickled Lizard. Only in Hanoi, Vietnam (ok maybe all over Vietnam) can you pick up this tasty "Giant Lizard in a Bottle". Hey I'll eat the worm in the bottom but you're going to have to get me a lot drunker than this to eat that thing.



Hairless Rats

It may be the year of the rat in China but in Taiwan it's always on the menu. According to Dzrbenson
Both Restaurants in a Taiwan village display hairless rat carcasses in their kitchen windows before chopping off the heads and throwing the pint-sized bodies and tails into pots. Both restaurants are full at meal times as the rat race for gnawing customers reaches fever pitch. “Most people who come in here at first have a psychological barrier, but once they take a bite, they don’t mind.” The rats grow up on crops from fields surrounding the village of Lucao in Chiayi county - which means they are not dirty rats from sewers.

The funny thing is while you guys are thinking how nasty it would be to eat rat, all I can think about is how hard it would be to defur these damn things.


Penis: Any and All



Thought it was only a delicacy for Jenna Jameson? All over the world people eat all different animal's members. The boiled bull penis pictured above is a favorite. If bull is not your thing. you have a choice in some restaurants like the one above. I'm not sure what the fuzzy one is but it's going to tickle on the way down.


Balut: Eggs with Legs

A Half-hatched chicken egg. A balut is a fifteen- or sixteen-day fertilized chicken egg. Open an egg and pop a sixteen-day-old incomplete chicken fetus into your mouth, complete with partially formed feathers, feet, eyeballs, and blood vessels showing through the translucent skin of the chick. The only think nastier than this...





Two Girls 1 Cup

25 comments:

michiko said...

balut tastes good promise =)
or i guess its just a matter of orientation. anyway, i used to eat more than five in one seating. =p

Anonymous said...

BLEAX

Quenby said...

Hmmm. I guess when you're really hungry, you'll consider downing anything. I was travelling in Ecuador and came across cuy... cute little guinea pigs, barbecued and ready to eat. I'll never forget their little white teeth sticking out of their bald seared heads...

Anonymous said...

I eat everything God made for me!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I eat everything God made for me!


How about a nice helping of shit with a side of cyanide then?

SeismicMike said...

Balut ROCKS!!! Had it last April and loved it so much I had it again! It's really good... just gotta get over how it looks.

maul said...

brains are not bad. i only ate cow brains though

Getoverit said...

Did you goys know that everytime you eat a ravioli you are eating brains? Thats right thats how you get the pasta to stick together.

Cheers!!

mitch said...

The comment about ravioli is totally false. Coming from Italy I believe I speak the truth about it.
About the rest, Balut is very good and so is Cuy.
I also tried condensed pork blood (looks like big chunks of red tofu) and what they call "stinky fruit" also from Vietnam. All very yummy.
I would try everything else on the list... I'd probably have a little hard time on the lizard... but that's because i don't like pickled stuff =) grilled i'm sure it's awesome.

Anonymous said...

Excellent, if only you could be a louder about your ignorance and bash some more aspects foreign cultures.

I can clearly see that you're repressed and holding back your true scorn for all things not excepted by Euro-American cultures as normal. It's not good to hold it in.

fnord said...

Anonymous said...

Excellent, if only you could be a louder about your ignorance and bash some more aspects foreign cultures.

I can clearly see that you're repressed and holding back your true scorn for all things not excepted by Euro-American cultures as normal. It's not good to hold it in.





A juiced jalapeƱo enema would cure you of being such a PC prick. Cultural Equivalency is a crock of shit; European cultures really are better. It’s hard to take you seriously when you don’t know the difference between “accepted” and “excepted.” And what the hell is “a louder?”

Anonymous said...

The jellyfish isn't that bad. Crunchy...

chadxfallen said...

hmmm... i wonder waht 2 girls 1 cup tastes like... well... maybe if i made out with a cup of extra chunky peanut butter ice cream i could at least get the FEEL of it.

Nick said...

Blog approval! Wow. I guess it's alright to critisise oithers, but once can't have uncensored critism of ones self now, can one

Anonymous said...

How do i get that t-shirt at the end of the article? seriously. i want one bad.

Dave the anal retentive english professor said...

I guess people cant spell criticize and criticism. critism? goddamn.

Joe said...

many posts, few brains

Anonymous said...

A lot of stuff tastes better than you'd think. Eastern cultures have different tastes, but they're not necessarily nasty, since billions of people eat them everyday.

And you can't really criticize someone based on their spelling over the internet. If you're bashing people just because they have a typo, that only shows that you are not intelligent enough to debate them on the actual topic. It's nothing more than ad hominim.

Anonymous said...

I hate all of oyu

Greg said...

Hey anonymous, you are WRONG. Since I can't punch you over the internet, I HAVE to judge you on your spelling. It's your whole appearance on the internet. It's bad enough I have to read this illiterate, ignorant, immature, xenophobic drivel... but to see shitty grammar and spelling, well. I remember when only intelligent, non-rednecks owned computers. That was like 5 years ago. Now look who's online. So fuck the topic if you can't spell, you fail and should be weeded out.

Anonymous said...

hey anonymous, there's a difference between a typo (accidentally hitting the wrong key) and not knowing how to spell a simple word. Therefor the topic is irrelevant and the debate is over, and on to someone else. SHow me a topic that's worth debating in this thread and I'll show u tht your retarted

Anonymous said...

How about the topic of stereotyping ethnicities when owning a computer. First, about classifying "rednecks" owning computers, ignorance does not breed intelligence. Second, just because its a computer, doesnt make it a pc, so if your going to down people, at least try to be "PC" yourself... Every culture has different tastes, and some people believe anyone that eats beef is disgusting, so to each his own, and mind ur fuqing business,lol

Anonymous said...

that looks nasty but some people do like it right i would never eat that in my life even though i would get payed a million dollars

geogie said...

that looks like chicken but i have tried deep fried bat and it does not taste good!!!

billie bob thortan said...

that is so gross... well i like nasty food and this i would never eat it i eat cat food with musturd and pizza with jelly but that shit is gross