I'm giving away free autographed copies of Brian's new book? The catch is it's $85 dollars shipping, but in all seriousness buy the damn book, it'll pay for itself in one trade.

John Paulson will short your Mama if he thinks she's in decline. Another market in decline, all the homes in the Hamptons that were owned by wallstreet players

I don't think I've ever seen a better opportunity for a straddle. Sprint Nextel either goes bankrupt or get bought out, nothing in between

People lose money investing in restaurants every day. They usually are no better or any different than the others, you have to set yourself apart, differentiate. This restaurant does a good job being a little different

China doesn't have farmland but they have money so their just going to go out and buy land in foreign countries and farm it. The oil rich countries of the middle east are about to do the same thing.

Men are losing their jobs in this economy while women are making gains

This is not an onion article. 13 year old steals Dad's credit card to buy hookers

Just remember how rich or strong you are there is always someone richer or stronger to kick your ass

The six most frequently quoted bullshit statistics

Off topic but very important. They have finally archived all television coverage on 9-11 onto one website. Watch coverage by all the major networks during the whole event