Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Shawn Johnson's Inappropriate Taco Commercial

Seeing this ad really disappointed the hell out of me. Do the advertising gurus at Ortega have no common sense at all? Or maybe they've just never heard of looking stuff up in Urban Dictionary?

"My tacos ... the best! I love Ortega's taco sauce, it makes my taco pop."

I'm not sure what the worst part of this commercial is - having an underage gymnast talk about popping her taco or having the Hamm twins seductively 'make eyes' at each other.



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What??

How this one got through the cracks, I'm not sure- but i'm sure glad it did!

Ahahahahahahaha....I was on

Ahahahahahahaha....I was on the floor laughing....

maybe the world should go nuts

Knowing the USA, every person involved with this production should be facing life imprisonment pretty soon... bring on the sonofabitch loser prosecutors with nothing better to do!!!

Is Taco offensive?

Is taco another word for Pussy? I'm not taking the piss, but as a UK resident, we are not familiar with that one... (as I imagine you guys across the pond are unfamiliar with 'Flange', or perhaps 'Clout'. Cheers!

any word out there that doesn't mean pussy or dick?

any word out there that doesn't mean pussy or dick?

Are you kidding me?

Well hell, yeah her taco looks good. I'd love to eat her taco, salsa and all. Except right after, I'd be doing the popping. I'll bet she's a nasty little nymph.

bro

The worst part.... hmmm... yeah, definitely when the geek says "bro"

My name is Manuel Ortega...

I am the one responsible for the popping of this taco!

any word out there that doesn't mean pussy or dick?

Rectum, ass, cock (oh damn, that does mean dick), butt, bum, fanny (depends which side of the pond), earlobe, sorbet.

OMG

She is such a fucking whore,, She got a dubble twist in the taco by the fagg brothers later on

Straight from her mouth

Her taco IS the best! and for you folks "across the pond" yes, here in the US almost everything means Vagina....except for the word vagina, i think thats some new word for vegetarian....

Your all a bunch of

Your all a bunch of lowlifes.

I'm confused.

Just how the hell do you refer to a taco, then, if you can't refer to a taco without offending you, Stephen?

It's called Taco Sauce, and it's used for tacos, which are made with taco shells, meat flavored with taco seasoning. And, double entendre aside, it probably does make a taco... er... "pop."

I supposed nobody at WSF talks about the Bush administration without some level of offense, then, either.

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On the other hand, it's really funny...

any reference to a young girl's taco 'popping'

should best be avoided in advertising. This commercial is so low-budget, half of the dialogue doesn't even make sense. Yet Ortega has it prominently displayed on their homepage. My guess is that it's probably a quasi-intentional viral video. And in that case, it's very successful.

dirty girl

it makes my taco pop/ it makes my cherry pop

Are you kidding...

1. Horrible acting. I know they're just athletes, but come on.
2. What's with those two guys' voices? Do they castrate them to make sure they do tighter backflips?
3. A 16 year old on national TV bragging about her taco. Shoot me now.

r34p3r666

Time to unclench yer PC buttcheeks, America! Prime example of how this once great country is going into the shitter...

Whats The Big Deal

You people who think this bad, or something are idiots

these comments crack me up, the video is legit check ortega.com

LMAO!!!

your a fucking idiot shes

your a fucking idiot shes not a whore

Shawn Baby

I would lick her taco from front to back (ass). She is yummy legs and all... Sunny

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