
Friday, September 05, 2008
Who Is Hotter: Sarah Palin or Maria Bartiromo?

I think this is a pretty good matchup: Republican Vice Presidential Candidate - VPILF Sarah Palin and CNBC Anchor - Biz Babe Maria Bartiromo.
It's a simple question - who would you rather?
After doing some careful thought and thorough analysis, I would like to hear your feedback before making a final decision.
When you boil it all down, it's truly surprising how similar these two women are in so many different ways. Besides being almost the same age (Palin-44, Bartiromo-40), having very similar hairstyles/colorings, and both starting their working careers as journalists, there are some finer points you may have overlooked.
After the jump, we've assembled a photo list to help make up your minds:
1.) International Relations
Sarah Palin is the current Governor of the state of Alaska, which many Republican analysts have said gives her foreign policy experience 'for being so close to Russia'. On the other hand, Maria Bartiromo has often served as the moderator for and been a guest speaker at the World Economic Forum. (Bonus WTF: similar jackets?)
2.) Looked Hot When They Were Younger
Sarah came in second place in the 1984 Miss Alaska Beauty pageant. Maria was one of the original hot foxes on CNBC when she joined in 1993, but before that, she was the hot young minx checking coats at her father's Italian restaurant in Brooklyn.
3.) Look Great In Front Of The Camera
The first image is a screengrab from a recently surfaced Alaskan newscast where Sarah served as the sportscaster for the 10 o'clock news in the late 80s. You can find Maria every night busting balls on The Closing Bell programming hour on CNBC.
4.) Catfight Enemies
Sarah Palin is actively courting Hillary Clinton's female voter base. A good political move because many of them may still feel disenfranchised after her primary loss to Obama. Maria Bartiromo has been battling off the biz babe hotness of Erin Burnett for the #1 anchor spot on CNBC. There may be a new money honey in town?
5.) Fans Of A 'Big Guy'
Palin's husband, Todd, is probably the burliest, most manly Alaskan dude you can think of. He's a big "oil field production operator" who is also a world champion snowmobile racer. Awesome! On the other hand, I think this is a photo of Maria describing "what kind of guys she likes".
6.) Get Along Great With Old Guys
Here's Sarah giving a big hug to her 72-year-old running mate, Senator John McCain. Meanwhile, Maria interviews old bankers and CEOs all day on CNBC, and goes to lavish parties with cool old guys like Mario Andretti (to the best of my knowledge, they are not intimate).
So what will it be, guys? The first ever VPILF hockey mom from Alaska, or the Brooklyn-bred money honey on CNBC? Let us know in the comments section.
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Comments
Palin, all day (and night) long
I have to say, very balanced coverage of both, but I say Palin wins this one big time. Cute as hell, seems like she could have a wild naughty side (what else is there to do in Alaska other than have lots of crazy sex) and that accent almost makes me forget how ridiculous the bullshit coming out of her mouth actually is. Oh, and she is kind of funny too.
maria
come on - no contest...bartiromo.....pleaseeee
All Maria, All Day
Palin is over-rated, imho. And her voice is like a neutered squirrel
No contest--Maria
Palin looks like a pitbull in lipstick and go go boots
obvious
Unless youre a 75+ year old man, it's obviously Maria.
Sarah Palin is old & busted.
Plus Maria has more cognizance in her pinky than Palin has ever accrued altogether. & brains are sexy.
Palin
Palin is definitely hotter than Maria. This might be epiphany to some of you, but Maria got MAD EYEBAGS...gross. She's not hot anymore...and not to mention she's super-bitchy when interviewing people. So yea, Palin mos def.
Let's see here...
I would go with Palin as my everyday and Maria would be a good side dish.
Maria is ugly as hell
No contest, Maria is ugly as all hell. She looks like the girl you brought home one night when you were flat@ss drunk and need to kick out asap in the morning because you can actually see her face...
Maria for sure
C'mon... it's Maria for sure. She's slim with huge tits and she'll help you become rich too.
Palin will nag nag nag. Plus her idea of sex is probably wearing a strap-on and taking her man from behind.
Palin!!
Guess what?! I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more Palin!
Oh, u forgot this pic:
http://www.timothysykes.com/timsykes/2008/05/23/is-that-really-maria-bar...
hideous
Great addition
It's definitely important to get all the unflattering angles and potential image destroyers into this debate. In keeping with that theme, it's also important we look at these pictures: http://www.holytaco.com/2008/09/03/i-wish-this-was-really-sarah-palin/
That is all.
Am I alone?
....if I said neither?!
Neither,,HPT
Neither,,HPT
Who is hotter....Sarah Palin or Sara Bartiromo
Being hot and desirable goes hand in hand with a womans' moral character. I believe Palin outshines Bartiromo in this catagory.
Bartiromo - Palin?
While trailer trash unquestionably has a certain 'forbidden fruit' quality, (in Anchorage, we call people like the Palins 'Spenard hillbillies) I have to give the nod to Maria.
Maria!! No hesitation.
Maria!! No hesitation.
Sarah or Maria? I say Erin.
I'm actually quite fond of Erin. I mean, in a platonic way, of course.
Palin=Pig
Palin=Pig
three some please
three some please
Skank
Maria has turned into a fat ugly right wing manure rolling pig! What a Skank she has become!
Why do you even ask the question?
Maria Bartiromo all the way. The Money Honey has brains which is an awesome characteristic to have.
Maria has gotten worse over
Maria has gotten worse over the years, but i think id still prefer to bang her over the Alaskan assassin
Lets add Liz Claman to the mix
Come on now guys the real question should be Liz or Erin............Holy Hanna thats a tough question.
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