Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Who Is The Hottest Babe 'Let Go' From Lehman?

Although it appears 9,000 of Lehman's employees will be getting a well-deserved reprieve from the unemployment line thanks to Barclays, I can't help but wonder about all those beautiful women seen leaving the NYC and London Lehman Brothers offices yesterday toting heavy boxes. Surely these magnificent specimens of a ruined institution's workforce must be in need of some appreciation.

So join us as we take a look at some of the hotties that passed through those fateful doors as the world watched Lehman Brothers file for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy and Wall Street metaphorically catch fire.

Who would you most like to discuss a 'corporate merger' with?

1.) "I Need To Get All These Sneakers Out Of Here ...Now!" via Reuters

 

2.) "The Tighter The Credit Crunch, The Tighter The Embrace" via Reuters

 

3.) "The Elusive 'I Am A Chosen Barclayette' Smile" via NY Magazine

 

4.) "We're British But We Can Carry Heavy Boxes" via NY Magazine

 

5.) "This Box Is Full Of Staplers ... And Hope" via NY Magazine

 

6.) "Signing The Biggest Dick On Wall Street" via Reuters

 

7.) "I Can Totally Outrun This Butch Cop" via NY Magazine

So what do you think? Let us know who gets your vote in the comments.

Also -- NY Mag: The Broken Hearted Babes Of Wall Street, September 15, 2008

UPDATE: My bad on the messed up numbering. It's all fixed now.

Comments

Hot ones

I like number 3, and I have a sneaking suspicion that number 5 is gorgeous. Like, my eyes will explode gorgeous.

where are they

so where are these hot babes? I saw a few plain janes.

..

6 is where it's at. It's clear that in that box, she has two turntables and, yes, a microphone.

girl 3

I would marry girl three tomorrow

FOHHHRRRR!!!

No. 4 is a super freak, she's super freaky. She's carrying her S&M equipment in the box, and the babe behind the other box is her slave.

6

6

Guys, there are TWO "Number

Guys, there are TWO "Number 3" I assume you are talking about the first No. 3. The second No.3 looks a bit like Rachel Ray.

Unless the two No.3's are the same person [doubt it]

yeah

6

Cheer up girls..You can work

Cheer up girls..You can work for me!

/Jeff

Wow

You guys have terrible fucking taste.. go get an eye exam.. all these girls are ugly

Wow

You guys have terrible taste in women.. go get an eye exam or something..

No. 7 (not pictured)

Girl #7 is the college intern who got a hook-up to work at Lehman for the summer. Busty, blond sorostitute, financing major, junior year, as ripe and tight as a Georgia peach. Her photo isn't shown because she left the day before the meltdown to start the fall semester, but she's hotter than two squirrels f--king in a wool sock. I pick Girl #7.

Proof

I evoke the "Pictures or it didn't happen" clause.

Sheesh

Lehman deserved to go under for its women

I hope I can smile that much

I hope I can smile that much after I lose my career!! Looks to me like they were all just panning for the attention.

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