(Sydney's financial district via)

"Dick Bove has a creepy ass stalker who left this message for him on our voicemail late last night." [DealBreaker]

In this video a helpful guy explains collateralized debt obligations using a 'champagne glass pouring' metaphor. We're getting so didactic these days aren't we? [Consumerist]

"Getting each of its planes on the ground just one minute faster, Southwest says, would save $25 million in fuel a year." [CNN via]

Banks are still making time to save the planet during the crisis. Hey! Replacing the letter 'S' with a dollar sign is still cool! [AdFreak]

Kremlin gets into movie biz. It's about damn time! [ScreenJunkies]

The NYPD is buying guns at churches in Brooklyn. [AnimalNY]

This new game will be sweeping the nation in no time. [CH]

Presidential entrance exam. [Holy Taco]