Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Weekly Write-Off Caption Contest

It's that time of the week again. Here is this week's caption contest. We post an image with no further comment or explanation and see who can come up with the cleverest and most amusing caption to describe it. Feel free to use quotes, links, movie references, and curse words at will. Let your imaginations run wild. Submit all captions as a comment to this post.

The winner will be announced at the end of the week. And, FYI, it may help your chances of 'winning' if you are a registered user of the site. (It's really simple to sign up and we promise we hate spam as much as you do. Just click here to sign up if you haven't already.)

This week's image:

Last week's contest winners announced after the jump:

Last week's captions were great, however, just like in life, there can only be one true winner:

Champ: The Scatman on Tuesday 10/07/2008 - 10:56 am - "Payin anything to roll the dice, Don't stop believin..."

Maybe I'm setting a dangerous precedent here in awarding first place to the guy who quoted Journey lyrics? Nah, Paulson totally listens to that stuff, I bet.

Honorable Mention 1: ghb1734 on Monday 10/06/2008 - 10:02 pm - "Pauly...this is Big Al (Greenspan)...you there Pauly?...start the presses"

Honorable Mention 2: pholt on Tuesday 10/07/2008 - 9:49 am - "uh huh..yea....uh huh...but, can I get the icon in cornflower blue?"

Honorable Mention 3: well_armed on Friday 10/03/2008 - 7:28 pm - "Man I'd so do Barney Frank...Oh Shit! Can these headphones read my thoughts?"

Comments

Caption

"I have a wide stance when I take a dump, ever heard of it?"

Punishment

Dick Fuld prepares for his court ordered punishment: Fellating Ben Bernanke. Watch out Ben! Looks like he's showing a lot of teeth!

Fuld testifying

Where'd ya hear that? I did NOT, repeat NOT, get punched for sinking Lehman!

anus

"I'll explain it ONE MORE TIME. I use this finger to stimulate the VAGINA, and the pinky goes in the ANUS...GOT IT?! put that mustache away!"

Caption

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AQUAFINA CRAP? I SAID PERRIER!!!

Another one bites the dust

With a clenched jaw and furrowed brow, Dick Fuld again states for the record, 'I did not have...'...wait, wait...with a clenched jaw and furrowed brow, Dick Fuld just looks like an ass.

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