Monday, March 31, 2008

The Funny and Money Monday Daily Links


You think Hillary will be better at Bush a balancing the budget? You must be crazy. She isn't even paying her bills now.

The Clean Energy Scam

It's hard to support the war with stats like this. We send 3 million gallons of fuel per day to Iraq for the war. Ouch.

Victory in the topless front. We are all winners

Mr. T brought boy out of coma. Not The Onion

How not to adopt a child from Africa (bad language)

Hot girl takes a shower

Something stinks. Fed "loan" to Bear Sterns looks very much like a purchase

I said I grow plants but this isn't me. Huge drug grower found underground

George Clooney's girlfriend was paid to be slutty in Vegas. Nice


Why I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl

I love women. As Chris Rock said, my Mom's a woman but I sure am glad I don't have to live as one. Here are a few reasons why


1. I don't have to buy new clothes to go to the doctor.
I might watch what underwear I wear for a physical but that's about it. My wife said she was going to buy some clothes. I asked why she had to go today and couldn't wait until later in the week. She said "I have to get a new bra because I'm going to the doctor tomorrow" Which brings me to number two

2. I can have sex the night before a physical.
At least I have a comeback for the old "We can't fool around because I am going to the gynecologist tomorrow" response. I always respond with "Are you going to the dentist tomorrow as well"

3. My friends don't bad mouth me if you say something nice about me
Girls hate for you to compliment their friends. As Ben Franklin said "To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends"

4. It's completely accepted for me to look at 25-35 year old no matter how old I get
The name "cougar" has been made up just to cover ladies that do this. Men have the old label "pervert" but nobody cares

5. I still have a chance of being labeled smart if I'm really good looking.
A good looking girl gets everything she wants except but she always has to earn the smart label. She is good looking AND smart, like those two are a tough combo.

6. I don't have to compliment every girl at work on their clothes selection each day
I can't imagine telling someone each morning "That is the cutest blouse, where did you buy that?"

7. I can actually tell my friends what I'm thinking
Do it as a girl and you're an instant bitch

8. 10 Extra pounds and a girl is letting herself go, for guys we're building a shed for the "Big Tool"

9. If my privates bleed I'm going to the doctor.
Bleeding is a special occasion that I try to avoid on a daily basis. There have been less loss of blood in LA gang fights than our female companions lose on a monthly basis.

10. I'm not expected to care about everything
What I love about women and hate about women is they care about everything. Not only do they care, but they actually do something about it. To much emotional work for this guy


Friday, March 28, 2008

The Funny and Money Friday Daily Links


Warren Buffet invests like a girl

One of the cooler videos I've seen this year

I do it. Online bill paying saves 24 square feet of forest per person

This is the best explanation of LOST I've read yet.

Minyanville, as bad as Seeking Alpha is, that is how good of a site Minyanville is

The World's Most Worthless Money

Hillary is done. Her announcement should be coming soon

My wife and I should be very healthy based on this

The ultimate of cool and geekdom rolled into one

Perhaps the highest definition photo of a girl in a thong you'll ever see. NSFW


CNBC Losing It's Edge?

In the 90's CNBC was this shit. They could move the markets. There wasn't a TV on during the day that didn't have it on. It looks like they're losing their lustre. Here's a little diddy I was sent

With economy as volatile as it’s been in the last couple of weeks, CNBC’s ratings are still not competitive.

In February– when the markets were gyrating – CNBC showed digit-digit ratings decreases during daytime programming for viewers aged 25-54. CNBC was down in this age group for much of the business day, with “Power Lunch,” “Squawk on the Street” and “Street Signs” showing the biggest drops.

For the month of March to date, CNBC’s total day and business day viewer ship are also down year-over-year for viewers aged 25-54, representing an 11% drop in business day viewers.

CNBC issued ratings the week of 3/17 (after the Bear Stearns melt-down), touting its best week in the past five years – but the almost 20 year old network averaged only 364,000 total viewers – still well out of the competitive mix and below the top 30 networks in cable

For a network that’s been in existence for nearly 20 years, CNBC is still not hitting the 500,000 viewer threshold and still not in the competitive mix among cable networks.

I can't figure if these numbers reflect the boredom with CNBC or the markets themselves. Either way the "money honey" is too old for the younger crowd.


Why Is The Dollar So Low?

A reader asked a great question. "Why is the dollar so low" He said people are blaming it on the war in Iraq. He knows that isn't the truth but was curious what is. I was going to type out an answer but I found someone else that stated it as well as I could

Analysts point to three main factors weighing on the U.S. currency. One is low interest rates. Ben Bernanke, a member of the committee that sets policy for the U.S. central bank, the Federal Reserve, said last week that "the Fed" will likely keep interest rates low for some time. That makes U.S. assets less attractive to investors, so there's less demand for dollars.

And then there's the large U.S. trade and budget deficits. Robin Bew is chief economist at the Economist Intelligence Unit. He said: "The U.S. consumes more than it makes domestically, so it has to import a lot of goods and so it has to borrow money overseas. People are [also] becoming increasingly worried about the amount of debt that companies and the personal sector are building up in America and they're now becoming increasingly worried about the amount of borrowing the government is doing too, so everyone in America is becoming very highly indebted. That has implications for perhaps how fast America could grow in the longer term, so foreigners are becoming more and more reluctant to put money in America. So there's less demand for dollars globally and the exchange rate starts to fall."

Until those fundamental economic conditions change -- or U.S. authorities signal their concern about the dollar -- analysts say the currency is likely to fall even further.

A case could be made using the argument that if the government (Bush) used the money going to the war to invest in the economy then things would be better. That would be true if the government really would have moved the funds. Although many programs have been cut they are not cut because of the war but because Republicans always cut programs. The answer is simple. Foreigners don't want to invest in the United States because the return is poor, not because they don't like us. They are borrowing money from the U.S. at cheap interest rates and buying the Euro.





The Ovarian Delight

Note to self: Make sure to force the gonads back into the pelvic area to cause the greatest pain.


Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Funny and Money Thursday Daily Links

<------Somebody needs to learn sharing By Far the Worst Headline Ever Written

Famous Last Words

Hillary says sleep deprivation caused her Bosnia lie. Did she also forget she told that same story over 10 times.

The Worst Artery Cloggers In America

Even Microsoft Execs hate Vista, insider emails reveal

Booty flu and other prison terminology

Billionaire plans mile high building

Tools to Make Your Hedge Fund Tons of Money

New Blog Find. The Dogwood Report. Another fine financial blog

The 50 Hottest Women in Sports. I would love to eat scrambled eggs off of the stomachs of Bia and Branca


Online Ad Clicks Dropping Hard

As a publisher of many sites and a friend of many other publishers I can 100% prove that clicks on Google ads are way down the last two months. Parked websites that rely on clicks, are taking a hit as well. To further document the stagnant trend, this article came out today

Data from comScore indicate that Google's paid clicks in February rose only 3% compared with the same month a year earlier, a note by Bank of America analyst Brian Pitz said. The comScore data is only released to Wall Street analysts. Paid clicks are the number of times Google search users click on a sponsored-search result, generating revenue from the company's advertising customers.

Google reported 25% growth in paid clicks in its fiscal fourth quarter ended in December. But comScore data released last month showed flat growth in Google's paid clicks in January, triggering concerns about its health amid the U.S. economic slowdown.

As an investor in Google I think that the exponential growth of the past is coming to a slowdown. I always felt the true indicators would be 1st and 2nd quarters and not Christmas. Based on the first quarter, there may be more downside to the stock. Google certainly is a great long term hold. They are the leaders of the industry and have more than enough talent and foresight to lead them past and beyond our concept of advertising as we know it. As the transition occurs there will certainly be volatility in the stock as we all guess how it's going by using reports such as these.


Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Funny and Money Wednesday Daily Links


Homes of the world's Billionaires

The Pope has a pretty badass background.

The Top 50 Universities Ranked.......By Looks

93 Year Old Caught in Sex Sting. Good for him

Very Cool. Scientist strap camera to elephant's tusk and send it into the jungle. Here are the results

Guy straps camera to a bench and leaves note saying "Here's a camera, take some pictures and I'll pick the camera up later today, have fun" Or something like that. Here are the results

I don't like to fight but if you do this will come in handy. How to actually win a fistfight.

Who knew? Obama a ninth cousin of Brad Pitt

50 Words women really hate

I found a new hottie. I will not ever forget Nicole Trunfio


Seeking Alpha Is Not All That

I enjoy Seeking Alpha, it's a decent site. They seem to think they have something special but they don't. It's merely an accumulation of writers looking for publicity for their own sites. Every writer would jump ship if a site popped up that could give them more publicity for their own personal sites. Just because they put them all in on location doesn't make it special, it just makes them first. They brag about giving more than just news, but opinion. Wow, sounds like a blog. It's just the best of blogs. It can be and will be repeated, and most likely bested. I Bank Coin is based on the same concept but M or "the fly" as he is known , is the lead personality is just a little overbearing and steals the thunder of the other writers. He still has one of the best financial sites on the net. Seeking Alpha just claims to yet I've never seen anyone link it or recommend it. Here is the "about" section from seeking alpha

Seeking Alpha was founded by David Jackson, who worked for five years as a technology research analyst for Morgan Stanley in New York covering the communications equipment sector. He left in early 2003 to manage money (long/short) and explore new approaches to financial publishing. After publishing an online ebook about investing in EFTs he launched Seeking Alpha in early 2004. Seeking Alpha has since grown to be the top destination for stock market opinion and analysis on the Internet, and is widely read by finance professionals and serious individual investors. Seeking Alpha has grown into a full-fledged company with professional editors and web developers.

THE top destination. Not quite. And really, it is a real full fledged company and has professional editors and web developers? Sounds like they may try and do this full time. Hopefully someone will come by and do a better job and make a site with personality. Seeking Alpha is everything that is wrong with financial sites. They do it just like everyone else, boring. Hopefully the new WallstreetFighter will provide the news but some fun and personality as well. I don't have the time to do it all but the team being developed does. The new site will be The Daily Show of Wallstreet, smart and funny. If anyone that writes for SE wants to come over to a site with character, let us know. We'll be adding writers with investment knowledge and a great sense of humor.


Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Funny and Money Tuesday Daily Links

Today is going to be a good day, no reason, just gut feeling

Wedding photos we'll all remember

Why we borrow until it hurts

10 Very Crazy Websites

This just out. Working Moms finding it more difficult to find time to masturbate (the Onion)

Every South Park Episode on one site
and legit. Not my style of comedy but still a nice site

Evidently there is something called a Too Big Too Fail bailout clause. I thought anyone could fail, my bad

I'm a Producer Dammit, why won't women have sex with me?

Bill Gross: "Pyramids Crumbling" - Modern Banks Are a Pyramid Scheme of Leverage

Wall Street Banks are cutting jobs hard. Wall Street Firms Cut 34,000 Jobs, Most Since 2001 Dot-Com Bust

Speaking of hard (did I just say that?) I'm not sure who this girl is but if you can get around the horse face, she has one of the best fake bodies I've seen in a while. Guy is pretty ripped too. Does that make me gay or envious?


Hillary Scares Me More Than A Hairless Monkey


And I'm frickin terrified of hairless monkeys. What scares me lately is the way she will say anything and I mean anything, to try and get votes. Her speeches and press releases are like Law and Order SVU, made to match the headlines. Here's her latest
Last week, Clinton released plans for a $30 billion emergency housing fund that would go to states and localities to help head off foreclosures.
The New York senator is also supporting a bill that would expand the government's capacity to guarantee mortgages that are reworked on affordable terms.
"This would be good for families, who can keep their homes. It would be good for mortgage lenders, because it's more profitable than foreclosures. It would be good for our economy, helping to unfreeze our credit markets," Clinton said in a speech at the University of Pennsylvania.

So now Hillary is going to single handily save the housing market. Not fix all the problems that have caused the housing problem. The banks lending money to a guy on welfare for a $300,000 home. Letting people take out bridge loans to avoid mortgage insurance. That one was awesome. You need to have 20% down or they make you buy mortgage insurance but you were able to go borrow that 20% from someone else and avoid the insurance. Brilliant concept. No Hillary is going to bail out homeowners just like the government bails out the banks themselves. She figures this is what people wants to hear so that's what she says. She has absolutely no plans of really doing it. She realizes that's what people want to here. If she thought the people would vote for her if she became a member of Soulja Boy she would be up on stage with her hat sideways singing "Crank Dat" and doing the Superman.


Great Fox Ad


Monday, March 24, 2008

The Funny and Money Post Easter Daily Links

Those Bear Sterns calls look nice today

A Look Back to a 1995 Newsweek Article. "Why the Internet Will Never Be Anything"

Larry Ellison of Oracle owns the 2nd largest yacht in the world. It's just too big so he's having a smaller one made.

In the most obvious finding news section. Wealth directly correlates to life expectancy. Rich People Live Longer

For $50 You Can Still Get a Slave in Haiti.
Fast Food Restaurants still get them for $5 an hour

100 Things
You Can Do With a Tennis Ball

Do Not Steal This Guy's Lunch


Great Site, Great Links Check out Abnormal Returns

Adriana Lima is still kinda good looking

She's Not Allison Stokke hot but she's the 2nd hottest pole vaulter out there

What the F is a "Push Parent"? I'm not giving you a gift for having an ugly baby

Bicyclists twice as likely to be the cause of accidents. Cyclist say the data is skewed because they're never asked because they're laying unconscious in the hospital


Tax Time Is Easy for the Organized

Traders flat out hate tax time. Successful traders, somehow I am lumped in this group, have a few obstacles to face during the year. One, the wash rule, and two, quarterly taxes. If you play around with either of these, the tax man will cometh.

Option trading is NOT reported to the government by your broker. It is completely up to you to report your gains to Uncle Sam. Options are a pain in the rear to compile at the end of the year unless you have a tax program. I use GainsKeeper. It does all the calculations for you and takes into account the wash rule. I do this each quarter and pay accordingly. There are huge penalties for screwing these up I can assure you. During an audit they will simply look at your trading accounts, your bank accounts and do a "lifestyle" audit. You'll get a penalty, a new tax bill, and 15% interest for the back taxes. Keep in mind they usually run 2 or 3 years behind.

Another challenging tax law is the ability to only write off $3,000 of your losses on a given year. If you lost money trading you get 3K to write off. The challenging part of the law is that you get one more year to apply those losses to gains. Last year I lost 30K trading after making 125K the year before. I had 27K left to apply to any trading gains I made this year. One one hand I'm shellshocked for losing so much, but the other side says we get 27K tax free if we can make some money trading. I actually made 30K this year with a few trades so it worked out perfectly. The key was trying to take advantage without chasing.

The last thing I highly recommend is keeping every single receipt for things you purchased to enable you to trade. Same goes for your blog. If you make money in either you need to write off your costs. My new laptop and desktop computers. My Investors Business Daily and WSJ. My cell phone, my ISP. I didn't reach ,but if I needed it to trade or do my websites I wrote it off. I simply got a folder and every time I purchased something I threw it in the file. It saved me. I sold two sites, this one and Wallstrip. I also took in 8K in advertising. By the time it was all said in done my little side hobby netted me mid $XX,XXX. A little tax planning helped out.
I was able to write down 8K of purchases against this. That little envelope paid off.

The last thing that saved me was Turbo Tax. It asks questions my tax guy forgets to ask. They see hundreds of people and simply base questions on the paperwork you turn in and your receipts. Sure, a good tax guy asks the right question but they're still human. A computer just asks them all. I simply walk through (OK my wife does) and fill in the blanks. The last two years it has done a much better job than my tax guy did. It even gives you a ranking of your chances of an audit. I highly recommend it. They key being you have the receipts and the info it needs. The result was my first ever tax return. I actually am getting 6K back. I paid quarteries based on what I was making. By the time I added in my write offs I actually got money back. My wife and pretaxed everything, even started a funded health insurance plan, and it resulted in 46K in pretax saving. All because of good tax planning. Not cheating, planning. And now I get to get my $1500 tax refund to boot. For all of you cynics that say this is a typical elite avoiding taxes, I respond with 1. I still paid a huge tax bill and 2. I only follow the law, I don't make it.


Friday, March 21, 2008

The Fun and Money Friday Daily Links


THIS is how you defend the basket

"Startup Rules" as told by Mark Cuban
. Mark if you're reading this you never answered my email about my HD garden show

Gates forced to sell 550,000 shares of Berkshire Hathaway

An unusual list of how much celebrities have their body parts insured for. Let's hope Jen Lopez doesn't do her ass by the square inch.

The Best Business Card of All Time

Is the dollar rallying? Gold prices had biggest drop since 1990

10 Products Only a Douchebag would buy

Joe Lewis is pissed. Remember him, he's the guy that lost a billion on the Bear Sterns thing

My friend Art is an exercise stud. Check out his great new website VO2Connection

That Spitzer escort girl somehow got fat and ugly real quickly. Here are her first photos from US magazine. You could get a girl like this for $200 almost anywhere.........I'm told


I've Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Chick but I've Woken Up With A Few

Sometimes I drink too much. I do it because it helps me meet girls. Inevitably though, something always goes wrong.

I was having a great time with these older ladies but as usual, the ugly one can't hold her liquor


It turns out that the issue of the school girls you met at the party being underage may not be the biggest problem you have.



I knew things got wild last night but I had no idea someone was going to lose a limb. Looks like I'll just have to build her one of those leg guns and teach her to fight.


I should have known she wasn't that hot when Quagmire took a pass on her




Last night she looked fit. This morning I woke up next to Brian Urlacher


Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Fun and Money Wednesday Daily Links


We've all had them. That Hot, crazy girl. Too hot to let go but crazy enough to make you sleep with one eye open.

How American Banks lost their reputation

I'll give respect where respect is due. Obama wrote one hell of a speech all by himself. That being said, I'm not voting for him.

A pretty funny article on the internet phenomena known as Rick Rolling and I swear this is not a link to his video.....I swear

The Fed is done, get over it

Sarah Jessica Parker is the epitome of a butterface. Hansel and Gretel would be scared to death of her

Big Big fan of Alexis Glick. Good looking, smart, knows business, and brushes her teeth twice a day. Everything I'm looking for in a woman

You want to get depressed about the markets? Read Howard. Amy Winehouse has a better attitude about the markets than he does right now

This is a great device to use for an office prank. It'll drive em crazy

Reading between the lines. Bumpersticker edition


A Talk With Ford Motor CEO Alan Mulally

courtesy of Fox Business.com

FORD MOTOR COMPANY CEO ALAN MULALLY TALKS WITH FOX BUSINESS NETWORK’S LIZ CLAMAN ABOUT TALKS TO SELL LAND ROVER, JAGUAR AND PLANS TO HOLD ONTO VOLVO



On ongoing job cuts at Ford Motor Company


“[Further job cuts] will depend on where we take production and that gets into what we think is going to happen with the economy this year and consumer confidence. But we are going to keep taking the action to size our production, for the good of our customers, to the real demand.”


On $15.3B in losses over the last two years:


“In a way, nobody did anything wrong at Ford. Ford had a strategy of focusing on big trucks and SUVs and creating a lot of value, a lot of new products for a lot of people but clearly the world changed with fuel prices up and our concern for energy security and independence. People really do want neat, small and medium-sized vehicles to compliment the trucks.”

On Tata of India possibly purchasing Land Rover Jaguar


“I think it will be great. Whoever buys Jaguar and Land Rover, they really are going to care about those brands – they’re terrific brands, they’re global brands and need to be invested in. We are going to focus on integrating Ford around the world, and creating an exciting viable Ford.”

“We’re making great progress with TaTa.”

On whether Ford Motor Company will shed Volvo:


“I think redefining [Volvo] is the appropriate action now. It’s a great brand, it has a great cache of safety over the years, we just need to improve the cost structure and re-establish the brand.”

“We hold on to Volvo.”


On Increasing Ford’s share price:


“I think we absolutely stay on our plan for value creation. That means restructuring the near term with this environment, to get the production lined up with demand; accelerate the development and introduction of the new vehicles that people really want and value; and get financing and liquidity in place and the last one, which may be the most important, is to leverage the blue oval assets around the world, especially bring in the neat, new small and medium-sized vehicles in the United States.”

Response to GM’S Bob Lutz comment that global warming is a ‘crock’ and why Ford is becoming more environmental


“I think the companies that can provide fuel efficiency, reduction in CO2, make great products with minimum resources are the ones that are going to have a competitive advantage.”

“82% of the Ford vehicles today are recyclable. This is not just about business, this is about using the resources of the world in a very appropriate way.”

“The biggest contribution we are going to make is what we call Eco-boost in the Powertrains and that’s a combination of turbo-charging and direct fuel injection that is going to allow us to nearly a 20% improvement in fuel economy and reduce CO2 by nearly 15%. But neat thing is, it’s affordable and we can do it in great volume. Within a couple of years, we will be up to 500,000 vehicles with the technology included and available to everybody across all the vehicles. I think the underlying technology of fuel efficiency and performance and CO2 is going to change the auto industry.:


On Reducing Dependence on Oil


“I think there’s pretty much a consensus that the oil that can be found most easily has been found. It’s not that we have a shortage of fossil fuel, but it’s getting more expensive to bring it to the market plus the fact that we want to use less resources.”




I could have written out his answers two days before he gave them but I liked them anyway. He needs to manage both sides. 1. Make as many cars as people want. 2. Get the costs of those cars in check. Easier to say than do. I like Ford's chances more than GM. They have a clue and don't blame everyone else like GM.


More Proof That Money & Power = Tail


Don't worry about your hair. Don't worry about your gut. Get out there and make some cash. With enough power and money you can get a super hot wife or girlfriend. Sure it may be superficial but do you really care? Look at Fred Thompson. Do you think he really care if he's President? Nah. He is making the sweet love to this young thing every night in the reverse cowboy position. Heck, she is even taking off weight for him to look good for him. How nice is that? I'm happily married to a hot blond already so this doesn't apply to me, I'm just trying to give you Jim Cramer look alikes some hope.


Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Fun and Money Wednesday Daily Links


7 Pampered Celebrities and Their Ridiculous Demands

I'm a big fan of Firefox. Here are the new features of Firefox 3 beta

Yet another column blasting the "Wall Street Wellfare" system. I'm still a capitalist and I still don't need handouts from the government. Then again, I didn't leverage myself with a noose.

An interesting gif on how a sewing machine works. Kinda makes me horny

Don't you hate it when your dog steals your thunder?

I am not easily impressed by a mattress but these are some of the coolest beds I've seen

Remember my little rant. Every day the world proves my point. Spitzer's replacement is the same frickin guy without sight.

How in the world does Tiger Woods afford his new home?

I haven't mentioned ToddsTrade lately. He has a great blog. Make sure to stop and say hello or maybe click and ad (that is against Google's TOS so don't)

I promise you've never had this happen to you on a flight. At least I hope not

Meghan Fox is just plain hot


Ouch. Joe Lewis Lost $1.1 Billion On Bear Sterns

Damn. Everyone takes a loss here and there but I guarantee there aren't many people that have taken a loss that Joe Lewis took Monday. Here are the details.

Joseph Lewis, the billionaire investor who bought 9.4 percent of Bear Stearns Cos. last year, lost $1.13 billion on his stake after the firm agreed to sell itself to JPMorgan Chase & Co. yesterday for $2 a share.

Lewis, the New York-based firm's second-largest holder, paid an average of about $107 apiece for 11 million shares, according to a filing submitted last year to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. Bear's biggest investor at year-end was money manager Barrow Hanley Mewhinney & Strauss Inc., whose 9.7 percent holding has fallen by $958 million.

Wow! I don't feel so stupid paying $200,000 for that Illinois shaped CornFlake


Let Them Eat Cake

In celebration of The Biggest Loser and the people that exercise and eat healthy, I present these great pics. I'm probably going to hell for posting them but I need the training for the heat after my Chicago Marathon meltdown last year.



Did You Catch This Song From August Rush?

If I had a few million dollars I would buy this script and have an instant hit musical on Broadway. I guarantee a musical in the next few years based on this movie. Take a look at this video and check out the first guy Charlie Mack and the little girl. Incredible talents.




Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The Tuesday Fun and Money Daily Links



Think Cramer has the inside scoop. In an email question last week, a viewer asked what he thought of Bear Stearns, he said keep your money in the stock, it's solid. I like Dealbreaker's take on it.

The Fed is a giant corporate Welfare Scam

Amazing. 40% of all spam comes from one source

The 8 Least Impressive World Records

What do you get when you cross a wooden leg and an icon? A $47 million divorce settlement

Don't tell anyone but I used to love the movie Lost Boys, especially the soundtrack. The ageless wonder Corey Feldman has made Lost Boys 2 but the new one doesn't look so good but I expected much worse.

The Last Guy is pulling a "Costanza": 6 Funny Examples of Having Your Privacy Invaded

Whistleblower exposes insider trading program at JP Morgan. (hint they're not the only ones)

Who needs Jesus in toast when you can buy this Illinois shaped cornflake for sale on ebay

Jennifer Aniston is still hot. I looooove this new bikini that is becoming popular.


Top 10 Signs Bears Sterns Was Going Under


10. Someone from the options trading desk at Bear Sterns called the pit last week and asked if they could open the $2 puts.

9. The prospectus they sent you had blood stains on it.

8. When you call customer service it says. "For Hedge Fund Press 1" "For Hot Singles Press 2"

7. You heard about the fund from one of those emails that looked like a personal note but when you opened the thing it was a Bear Stearns "Hot Pick of the Week"

6. Your customer number is sucker438958

5. You notice that everyone in the main office has a copy of "The Grifters" sitting on the shelf.

4. After reading the terms you noticed that the returns are 2% maintenance fee and 100% of the profits.

3. The guy on the phone tells you the new name of the company is called Callamos Allametti Share Holders but you should just write C. A. S. H on the check

2. The stock is no longer trading on the NYSE but is now available on ebay

1. They just started an affiliate program


Market Got You Down? Nothing Like LOL Cats to Make You Laugh








Or maybe not


Monday, March 17, 2008

The Fun and Money Monday Daily Links

By the way pervert, look closely and you'll see that's just a picture of a lamp to the left

This always comes in handy when I am trying to figure out how much taxes certain incomes pay.

Banned in Hollywood. They have that video I've been looking for of the guy being chased by a chicken


Great story from the guy who wrote Donkey Kong. The story of the Atari takeover

And the winner for the worst web design goes to................

My favorite city in the world and this is a beautiful photo of Chicago at Night

1000's of products you've never seen before.....Because you're blind

This is why the United States will never take Canada and Howard Lindzon seriously. They buy their milk in bags

You hit me with your car and almost killed me but I think I love you

Pawnshops seeing a rush of gold sellers. aka cash for ugly jewelry

Novelist Strike Fails to Affect Nation Whatsoever


Elliot Spitzer is a Hypocrite and So Are You


We all got to enjoy the hours and hours of Spitzer, his wife, and his hooker plastered all over this week's television. With the photos came the endless debate of the importance of his actions on his ability to perform his duties of public office. I will use this platform to chime in. Everyone is a bunch of hypocrites. I will give you this. Sp