This image was posted yesterday at 1-2 Knockout, titled "The Apple Ad That, uh, Never Quite Made It".

Are things really that bad out there right now?

The Playlist:
1. ) Tom Petty - "Learning To Fly"
2.) Steve Miller Band - "Fly Like An Eagle"
3.) Sugar Ray - "Fly"
4.) Fat Joe ft. Lil Wayne - "Make It Rain"
5.) Third Eye Blind - "Jumper"
6.) Beck - "Loser"
7.) Pink Floyd - "Goodbye Cruel World"
8.) Starship - "We Built This City" (because it's awesome)

Any more?

1-2 Knockout: The Apple Ad That, uh, Never Quite Made It, June 17, 2008

There is nothing easier than spotting a drunk. It doesn't matter who they are or where they're from, they all have the same characteristics. Here are the 8 sure signs you're a drunk.

The strangest shit is always happening to your car. One day you get your mirrors kicked off , the next you have a giant fork through the top of it.

You ALWAYS want to wrestle. One second I'm standing in line for the ATM machine, next thing I know here comes the drunk challenging me to a cage match.

You'll sleep ANYWHERE. And you never use a blanket no matter what the temperature. You sleep places my cat thinks is ridiculous.

You always bring home the ugliest girl at the bar and then brag about it. " Go Ugly Early" is not a battle cry of the sober

You come home with the stupidest tattoos. When you're sober you can't even look at a needle but after one night of drinking you come home with a shaved head and a brain tattooed on your head.

All your photos come out f'ed up. They're always crooked, upside down, or with a finger on the lens.

You are always hitting on the younger sister. In your mind she seems to gain a year for every beer you drink. 10 Beers later she's now 24 and ripe for the pickin.

You'll talk to ANYONE. It doesn't matter who it is, you're up for conversation. Not that anyone can understand a word you're saying anyway.

by the way Holy Taco is giving away free looks at these....I mean this.....I mean her

Going straight to Hell for this post.

And one last one. I call this one "She makes me look good"

If any of these picture are yours and would like them taken down. First of all "I'm sorry" in more ways than one and two, email me and I will.

When you live in the country you don't have time or money to be messin with the mail catchin box outside. As long as you can put mail in it then it's good enough. Here's a look at the finest mail catchin boxes a man can build.

You have built up a collection of enough mouse pads to actually make a couch out of them

Your idea of party is for everyone to sit around and watch Digg Swarm.

You actually own a Geek-a-Cycle

Boing Boing puts up an article about a Geek Christmas wreath and you actually build one

This warning sign pops up every hour on the hour

You feel so strong about your browser than you are willing to wear a shirt that bashes the other browsers.

The back of your car is set up better than most wallstreet trading desks.

Your mouse looks like this

You know you've been on the computer too long when you understand what this message means. (Apple user definitely don't)

You pull up a table to the shitter.

All you see in this picture is a really cool T-Shirt you'd love to show off to your friends.

Thanks to the following Don't Forget to My Other Attempts at Humor

College Humor

Hot Sexy Games

Before you scroll down, some of you may think the pictures below are dirty but you do realize that 8% of kids have this problem? We all remember this great scene from Superbad. Well sit back and enjoy my favorite 10 photos from Seth's collection. I have the entire collection. I would post them all but I don't want this professional site to be littered with dingalings. Feel free to post your own captions for the pictures in the comments. Lets keep em fairly clean. As clean as you can when discussing drawings of Johnsons.

"Chief Sitting Balls"

"TyronosaurasDick"

"The Love Train"

"DumbleDick"

"Mr. T-bag"

"Going Down"