Cooler Than the New iPhone?

This image was posted yesterday at 1-2 Knockout, titled "The Apple Ad That, uh, Never Quite Made It".

Are things really that bad out there right now?

The Playlist:
1. ) Tom Petty - "Learning To Fly"
2.) Steve Miller Band - "Fly Like An Eagle"
3.) Sugar Ray - "Fly"
4.) Fat Joe ft. Lil Wayne - "Make It Rain"
5.) Third Eye Blind - "Jumper"
6.) Beck - "Loser"
7.) Pink Floyd - "Goodbye Cruel World"
8.) Starship - "We Built This City" (because it's awesome)

Any more?

1-2 Knockout: The Apple Ad That, uh, Never Quite Made It, June 17, 2008

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Capitalism

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8 Signs That You May Be A Drunk

There is nothing easier than spotting a drunk. It doesn't matter who they are or where they're from, they all have the same characteristics. Here are the 8 sure signs you're a drunk.

The strangest shit is always happening to your car. One day you get your mirrors kicked off , the next you have a giant fork through the top of it.

You ALWAYS want to wrestle. One second I'm standing in line for the ATM machine, next thing I know here comes the drunk challenging me to a cage match.

You'll sleep ANYWHERE. And you never use a blanket no matter what the temperature. You sleep places my cat thinks is ridiculous.

You always bring home the ugliest girl at the bar and then brag about it. " Go Ugly Early" is not a battle cry of the sober

You come home with the stupidest tattoos. When you're sober you can't even look at a needle but after one night of drinking you come home with a shaved head and a brain tattooed on your head.

All your photos come out f'ed up. They're always crooked, upside down, or with a finger on the lens.

You are always hitting on the younger sister. In your mind she seems to gain a year for every beer you drink. 10 Beers later she's now 24 and ripe for the pickin.

You'll talk to ANYONE. It doesn't matter who it is, you're up for conversation. Not that anyone can understand a word you're saying anyway.






by the way Holy Taco is giving away free looks at these....I mean this.....I mean her

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And The Nominees for Parent of the Year Are..............

NSFW click for larger

NSFW click for larger

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I Thought This Was Funny. Off Color but Funny

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Ten Reasons Why Brides Wear Veils

Going straight to Hell for this post.






















































































































And one last one. I call this one "She makes me look good"


If any of these picture are yours and would like them taken down. First of all "I'm sorry" in more ways than one and two, email me and I will.

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The World's Most Redneck Mailboxes

When you live in the country you don't have time or money to be messin with the mail catchin box outside. As long as you can put mail in it then it's good enough. Here's a look at the finest mail catchin boxes a man can build.

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Cage Potato

Holy Taco

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Signs You May Be Spending Way Too Much Time on the Net

You have built up a collection of enough mouse pads to actually make a couch out of them












Your idea of party is for everyone to sit around and watch Digg Swarm.














You actually own a Geek-a-Cycle














Boing Boing puts up an article about a Geek Christmas wreath and you actually build one









This warning sign pops up every hour on the hour










You feel so strong about your browser than you are willing to wear a shirt that bashes the other browsers.












The back of your car is set up better than most wallstreet trading desks.














Your mouse looks like this














You know you've been on the computer too long when you understand what this message means. (Apple user definitely don't)













You pull up a table to the shitter.













All you see in this picture is a really cool T-Shirt you'd love to show off to your friends.











Thanks to the following Don't Forget to My Other Attempts at Humor


College Humor



Hot Sexy Games

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The 17 Faces of Hillary Clinton

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My 10 Favorite Photos of "Members" from SuperBad (NSFW)

Before you scroll down, some of you may think the pictures below are dirty but you do realize that 8% of kids have this problem? We all remember this great scene from Superbad. Well sit back and enjoy my favorite 10 photos from Seth's collection. I have the entire collection. I would post them all but I don't want this professional site to be littered with dingalings. Feel free to post your own captions for the pictures in the comments. Lets keep em fairly clean. As clean as you can when discussing drawings of Johnsons.

"Chief Sitting Balls"

"The ResErection"

"TyronosaurasDick"

"The Love Train"

"The Declaration of Indepenis"

"The Evolution of Manhood"

"DumbleDick"

"Mr. T-bag"

"Going Down"

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Hillarious Amazon Review

We are all shopping on Amazon right now looking for Christmas presents. I came across this and thought it was hilarious. Look how many people found the review helpful. Click to Enlarge

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5 Terrible Senior Pictures

It's easy to go back in time and look at the crazy clothes and crazy hair and get a good laugh. Plaid and mullets had their days. Crochet umbrella, fans sets and peekaboo belly dresses most likely never will.

Somewhere in a jail cell, Larry Craig is getting a woodie looking at this photo

Not technically a senior photo. Nothing says graduation like a peekaboo belly prom dress and the world's longest treasure trail

I could take up a whole page making fun of this one but I'll let you come up with your own





I guess if you spent most of your senior year on your back you might as well capture it on film.

It's Mother actually sued the school because they would't include it in the yearbook. I figured they wouldn't include it because of the combination of David Bowie facepaint and flower sifter on the hip, but it turns out they have a strict "no weapons" policy.



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Photo of Larry Craig Caught in The Act

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So I'm Downloading Some RAM To Speed Up My Computer

Because these guys from West Africa said that would do the trick. So I sent them the $1000 dollars (I should be getting $1 million back so it was really a loan) but it didn't seem to get any better

Then I got to thinking....Maybe my Etch-A-Sketch DJ Master Jay Hip Hop Body Rockin Doin the Do turntables were crashing because my desktop was a little full

So I spent a few hours cleaning up the desktop and nothing. So then I thought to myself, perhaps it is the sparking power supply.

I had a little heat issues with my last Apple so I figured maybe the interrupted current might be playing havoc with the motherboard



But it couldn't be that either because Apple said I was the first person who had ever complained about the cord breaking, and the hinge breaking, and the dead pixels, and the battery running a little hot. They said I was just having some bad luck and since Apple is awesome I believed them and started looking deeper.

So I got out the box that the computer was shipped to me in from the guy on ebay. After closer inspection the box and the photo copied manuals looked factory original to me. I had done exactly as it said for set up and purchased plenty of internet refills



And then I figured it out. My Etch-a-Sketch DJ Eazy Rock Mix Master Scratch edition
is not frickin Leopard compatable. Damn!

My friend thinks I should steampunk my setup to make it look cool, like these things,
but I don't really like punk music so I'll keep it the way it is

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Where Does Santa Do In the Off Season?

I think I just found out

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Hillary Oh Hillary

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Thread Busters: 10 Signs Your Post Just Sucked

People on forums have a polite little way of saying what you just posted was less than stellar. Here are 10 pics that had me rolling and got straight to the point

For the worst post and a bit harsh but straight to the point..........

Here are a few posts that don't suck


Remember When Garages Were for CARS?

Amazing 3-D Street Art

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Funny Motivational Posters

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10 Never Seen Before Completelty Awful Photos

I've seen millions of compilations of the "most awesome", "coolest photos you'll ever see", "amazing", "caught at the perfect time" photos. I decided to go to the bottom of the shoebox full of photos and bring you the worst photos you'll see today. All photos completely stolen because the photographers wouldn't want to claim these things anyway

Bowling alleys are known for being the best local for a good photo shoot to begin with but add poor lighting, and a shirt made from a magicians cape, and you're gonna struggle getting the best out of your camera

The lightpole stole the scene

Nothing like a nappy piece of knotted and tangled up hair caught in the window
to ruin a good shot of the Copy Center

Dude, three rules in MySpace photo shoots. 1. Make the image blurry
2. Have someone else take the photo 3. Clean the frickin mirror!

This is truly an amazing photo. Every time someone
looks at it they see something different as the subject.
I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with dead bird

I'm glad they shot this in black and white. Everyone looks better in black and white

The only thing this photo is good for is a very good background
to photoshop something in to

I call this one "Anywhere out West"

I don't think I've ever had a photo give me a headache this quickly



This was the "caught a the perfect time" collection that made me seek the worst

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Buying Used Saves Money but You Have to Draw the Line Somewhere

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